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I killed an owl

Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:40 pm
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:40 pm
:(

little fella jumped in front of my car going after a frog or something in the road.

to make it worse, his partner saw the whole thing. when i backed up to check on him she didn't attempt to fly away at all. she just looked at me in disgust with those big owl eyes and hooted angrily.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113940 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:40 pm to
You going to the booty house.
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2479 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:41 pm to
Please say it was OweO
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 9:42 pm
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52777 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:41 pm to
I hope this was the poster and not an innocent bird.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89788 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:43 pm to
Sorry man, it happens. I did the same with a bird, flew right into the car.
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12609 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:43 pm to
Was it wearing an American flag shirt??
Posted by adp
Member since Jul 2015
2735 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:43 pm to
I saw a turtle that had been run over the other day. Made me sad.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78496 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:44 pm to
Oh man. That's rough. The fact that it bothers you this much is a really good sign. You better show public discomfort with yourself while in the natural world though or karma is gonna get you. Owls have powerful friends.

Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:45 pm to
A Mexican owl by chance?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141843 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:45 pm to
was it trying to cross the border?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:47 pm to
I had one of them fly into my windshield one time. Cracked it up pretty badly. I kind of felt bad but I was more pissed about the windshield. He should have stayed out of the damn road.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Was it wearing an American flag shirt??



no, rolling stones
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:49 pm to
yeah, i apologized to his partner owl but she wasn't having any of it. didn't want her ro rip my face off so i got back in the car.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:53 pm to
Barred owl
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:56 pm to
Who













Who who
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108225 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:58 pm to
So who here are we going to blame on you murdering Owlie? I vote Wild Thang. Anyone who knows him in real life either needs to slightly cut him or have sex with him so his blood or semen is at the scene of the crime.
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 10:08 pm
Posted by TheHumanTornado
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2008
3763 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:58 pm to
A bad omen for Rice baseball this weekend
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3965 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:58 pm to
I think they dive at the headlights sometimes. Seems to be a common occurrence.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15094 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

little fella jumped in front of my car


suicide
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 10:00 pm
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 10:01 pm to
ok that makes sense. i didn't see anything in the road, just assumed he must've.
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