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re: I just had the weirdest experience of my life
Posted on 5/13/24 at 9:51 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Posted on 5/13/24 at 9:51 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Man, I was waiting for a punchline.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 9:53 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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Door locked from now on.
Why was it not before??? Explain this to me...even in the safest of towns, how hard is it to turn a damn deadbolt?
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:29 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
One time when I was in college I went out to a party. I got drunk but wasn't what I would call sloppy drunk or incoherent in any way. I walked back to my dorm room, brushed my teeth, talked to my neighbor, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up in a completely different dorm room. To this day I have no idea how I got to be in that room. I know for sure I went to bed in my room though as I talked to one of my neighbors before I went to sleep, and he confirmed I went to my room. Luckily the person that stayed in the room I woke up in was out of town for the weekend. That was a confusing morning.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:48 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
How did she get in? Dont lock your doors? Anyways, hope she gets help. You did the right thing
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:56 pm to scott8811
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Why was it not before???
I will never understand some people's refusal to lock the damn door.
My mother absolutely would not lock the door when she got older. It almost seemed like a defiance of some kind. Like she got some kind of petty thrill by refusing to do it.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 12:15 am to Monkeyboy
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The next morning I woke up in a completely different dorm room. To this day I have no idea how I got to be in that room.
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Monkeyboy
You must been monkeying around and don't remember.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 12:55 am to AUstar
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This post was edited on 5/14/24 at 7:18 am
Posted on 5/14/24 at 1:25 am to Nativebullet
Maybe the op just doesn't write very well?
Posted on 5/14/24 at 1:41 am to Buzz Lightbeer
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Jesus Christ man. Was she hot or wasn’t she???


Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:28 am to supatigah
Not near as fun as us busting in his dorm room at 3am with power hedge clippers and a rubber vampire mask on……..he made sounds similar to a seal giving birth.
Nothing like access to the RAs master key:)
Nothing like access to the RAs master key:)
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:55 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Who in there right mind doesn't lock the door at night before going to sleep?
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:08 am to wackatimesthree
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will never understand some people's refusal to lock the damn door.
I don't either....I love watching ID and every other murder show starts with...oh we were such a safe town.... you didn't even have to lock your door.... until the Smiths were brutally murdered in bed.
Again, turning a deadbolt is a less than 1 second chore...why not? I
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:26 am to beerJeep
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Buddy walked home drunk as a skunk from tiger land one night. Walked into an old Asian couples house in river bend and passed out on the kitchen floor. He was woken up by the old man poking him with a broom stick. They ended up cooking him breakfast and driving him home

Be awesome if they ended up being friends.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:30 am to PurpleandGold Motown
You don’t lock your door at night? I’m moving to your town
Posted on 5/14/24 at 6:50 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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We talked for a bit. They found her "husband" in West Blocton and he was picking her up.
We canoe a lot down there. West Blocton is a good 45 mins from Vestavia.
Lived in Vestavia for almost 30 yrs. Never locked a door here.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:05 am to beerJeep
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They ended up cooking him breakfast and driving him home
Sometimes we need to even give the angels a break.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:06 am to TigerBaitOohHaHa
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I've heard that Ambien can do this to people
People do crazy things after using inhalents too. A man in Corvallis, Oregon was using nitrous oxide and pooped in the aisle at a grocery store. He then walked into a stranger's home naked, pooped on their couch, and told them to bring him a towel. Police arrested him and he told them he had been inhaling the nitrous oxide.
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:14 am to LRB1967
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man in Corvallis, Oregon was using nitrous oxide and pooped in the aisle at a grocery store. He then walked into a stranger's home naked, pooped on their couch, and told them to bring him a towel.
If he pissed on his porch first it could've been Mystikal.
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