I just had the weirdest experience of my life

I typically wait up about 4 or 5am. Normally, I sit down at the computer and watch a few videos or read the news until about 6.

This morning, I heard a strange noise. I walked to my living room and there was a woman in a night gown asleep on my floor.

Stunned I said, "wake up. This isn't your house. "

She stumbled up and insisted my house was hers.

I insisted it wasn't.

Eventually, she walked out and I locked the door.

Admittedly, I was a little shook. Put the coffee on and went to take a shower.

Mid shower, I realized I had put a barefoot woman in a nightgown out on the street. So, I ran out and looked for her. Found her and she was incoherent talking about a party and her friends and her son's house nearby.

While I was talking to her and trying to her get her safe, she wandered off.

So, I called the cops -- insisting she wasn't dangerous and to come to me first.

They pulled up and found her.

She wasn't drunk or high. She just had a break. No idea why. Talked to the cop for awhile. He was insistent she wasn't fricked up. They were taking her to the hospital if I wasn't pressing charges.


Crazy arse morning to say the least. Door locked from now on.