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I just got so unlucky
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:08 am
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:08 am
Driving around and I have to piss. I pull into a total empty parking lot and start pissing in a Chick-Fil-A cup in my car.
Some dude in a truck with the wheels jacked up comes in and parks in the spot to the right of me.
Of course, he looks over and sees me and starts dying laughing.
What are the chances of this? Empty parking lot, spot next to me, at the perfect height to see my dick. What the hell?
Some dude in a truck with the wheels jacked up comes in and parks in the spot to the right of me.
Of course, he looks over and sees me and starts dying laughing.
What are the chances of this? Empty parking lot, spot next to me, at the perfect height to see my dick. What the hell?
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Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:09 am to diddlydawg7
quote:
Driving around and I have to piss. I pull into a total empty parking lot and start pissing in a Chick-Fil-A cup in my car.
Why not walk inside and piss?
quote:
Some dude in a truck with the wheels jacked up comes in and parks in the spot to the right of me.
The truck was floating?
This post was edited on 1/17/20 at 11:10 am
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:09 am to diddlydawg7
Aren't you supposed to be in class?
Granted, I'm supposed to be working.
Granted, I'm supposed to be working.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:09 am to diddlydawg7
I don’t see the problem. I’ve pulled over off the interstate and taken a piss next to truck in daytime
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:10 am to diddlydawg7
quote:
in my car.
price you pay for driving a fricking car.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:10 am to beerJeep
quote:
Why not walk inside and piss?
OP is clearly Dumb AF
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:10 am to diddlydawg7
You mad they saw your little peen?
This post was edited on 1/17/20 at 11:24 am
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:10 am to diddlydawg7
Sorry that old baw laughed at your small unit. Are you sure it wasn't Slagathor?
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:12 am to beerJeep
quote:
Why not walk inside and piss?
I was in a movie theater parking lot, can’t get to the bathrooms unless you buy a ticket.
And I really, really had to go.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:12 am to HempHead
quote:
Aren't you supposed to be in class?
I’m out for lunch.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:13 am to diddlydawg7
Sounds like your unluckiness started a long time ago.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:13 am to diddlydawg7
quote:
I was in a movie theater parking lot, can’t get to the bathrooms unless you buy a ticket.
And I really, really had to go.
So this movie theatre.... it’s in the middle of the woods? No hotels... no restaurants.... no fast food.... nothing?
Just a movie theatre in the middle of no where?
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:14 am to diddlydawg7
Why didn't you get out of the car and ask him what was so funny?
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:14 am to diddlydawg7
Maybe it’s true what they say about monster truck guys. Meet sea bass at
This post was edited on 1/17/20 at 11:16 am
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:15 am to beerJeep
It’s a massive parking lot. The only thing close is a Whole Foods, by that point I would have exploded.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:16 am to diddlydawg7
Tell the truth, was it a school parking lot and you are using this pissing story to set up your defense for the criminal charges?
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:16 am to diddlydawg7
I’m just simply not buying it. This either didn’t happen or you wanted ole baw to look at your lil bird.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:16 am to diddlydawg7
Who gives a shite 
never seen a dick before? Ill piss just about anywhere.
never seen a dick before? Ill piss just about anywhere. Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:17 am to diddlydawg7
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I’m out for lunch.
You get to leave campus for lunch?
fricking zoomers.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:17 am to diddlydawg7
quote:Wtf? What happened to getting out of your car and using the door as a shield?
Driving around and I have to piss. I pull into a total empty parking lot and start pissing in a Chick-Fil-A cup in my car.
Your dumbass could've probably seen the truck then. Why piss in a cup in a stopped car??
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