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Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:18 am to diddlydawg7
Once saw a black guy do this in a grocery store parking lot, about 20 feet from the store entrance. Apparently he couldn't wait another 30 seconds.
And when he realized I'd seen him he wasn't embarrasssed about it in the slightest. "Had to pee!" he told me with a big grin.
And when he realized I'd seen him he wasn't embarrasssed about it in the slightest. "Had to pee!" he told me with a big grin.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:19 am to diddlydawg7
Maybe he knew what you were doing and were trying to hit on you after he saw that rainbow G on the back of your prius.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:23 am to Harry Caray
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What happened to getting out of your car and using the door as a shield?
Most places have laws. If you do that now, you get a public indecency charge and are required to sign up on the sexual predator list.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:23 am to Kafka
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Once saw a black guy do this in a grocery store parking lot, about 20 feet from the store entrance. Apparently he couldn't wait another 30 seconds.
Every man knows and has come close to or PASSED a point of no return where 30 seconds is not happening. It usually involves beer. You get too close to that line and you need new pants.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:25 am to diddlydawg7
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Of course, he looks over and sees me and starts dying laughing.
He was laughing at your tic tac sized dick.
This post was edited on 1/17/20 at 11:26 am
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:27 am to Hangit
I was leaving a concert one night in atlanta and couldnt hold it to get to the front of the Kroger, so I pissed behind a transformer box. Literally no one around or close. Cop rolls up 5 seconds after I start and watches me piss...couldnt stop at that point. He calls me over to the car and threatens to arrest me for public indecency. At the time I worked at a school so I told him that and he let me off with a warning
Now I make sure to look both ways before pissing in public. 
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:28 am to diddlydawg7
There's only one thing you could have possibly said in this situation.
"Big gulps huh? Well, see you later!"
"Big gulps huh? Well, see you later!"
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:31 am to diddlydawg7
Have some decency next time and find a shower to piss in.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:37 am to diddlydawg7
Did he hold his fingers up about 3/4 an inch apart ?
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:54 am to TDsngumbo
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You mad they saw your little peen?
His little diddly.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 12:22 pm to diddlydawg7
I've done that in traffic before. Screw 'em. I had to go.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 12:35 pm to diddlydawg7
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I was in a movie theater parking lot, can’t get to the bathrooms unless you buy a ticket.
Even though you made this story up you can absolutely access the bathrooms at the movie theater without buying a ticket. Just in case this happens again.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 1:20 pm to diddlydawg7
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. I pull into a total empty parking lot
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Some dude comes in and parks in the spot to the right of me.
Death penalty.
Seriously, what the frick is with people that do this? Absolutely pisses me off mainly because it makes zero sense. It's almost like they're doing it on purpose just to frick with you.
I take care of my vehicles and I park them way the frick away from the front door in the back of parking lots all by themselves every time I go somewhere. Every now and then some jackass will just come park right next to me for no apparent reason. A billion empty spots all around us and he parks right next to me.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 1:25 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:Aren't you old enough to realize you have to piss before it gets to that point?
It’s a massive parking lot. The only thing close is a Whole Foods, by that point I would have exploded.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 1:42 pm to diddlydawg7
If you had a mans truck he wouldnt have seen your weenie
Posted on 1/17/20 at 1:47 pm to diddlydawg7
What are you, a homeless person?
Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:18 pm to diddlydawg7
Should have gotten out of the car and pissed on his tires.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:19 pm to Hangit
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Sorry that old baw laughed at your small unit. Are you sure it wasn't Slagathor?
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:12 pm to Slagathor
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