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I just got a phone call from the Social Security Admin
Posted on 10/25/19 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 10/25/19 at 2:58 pm
The (Indian/Pakistani sounding) agent said my benefits were cancelled and I needed to give him the last 4 of my social to confirm my identity.
After repeatedly insisting it ended in 1234 he said he wanted to "come to america and frick me in the arse". I politely said gay guys never really appealed to me and he hung up
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The folks at SSA need some sensitivity training apparently.
Do you ever mess with these guys or just ignore them?
After repeatedly insisting it ended in 1234 he said he wanted to "come to america and frick me in the arse". I politely said gay guys never really appealed to me and he hung up
. The folks at SSA need some sensitivity training apparently.
Do you ever mess with these guys or just ignore them?
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 2:58 pm to NYNolaguy1
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Do you ever mess with these guys or just ignore them?
I mess with them if it's a slow day at work
Posted on 10/25/19 at 3:00 pm to NYNolaguy1
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"come to america and frick me in the arse".
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agent said my benefits were cancelled
Apparently they weren't totally cancelled
Posted on 10/25/19 at 3:01 pm to NYNolaguy1
Probably india. I like to cut them off and repeat Mola Ram's kali ma dialogue pre and post heart pull as if it was intense Shakespeare.
ETA
Including the laugh
ETA
Including the laugh
This post was edited on 10/25/19 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 10/25/19 at 3:19 pm to jchamil
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I mess with them if it's a slow day at work
It is approaching 5 on a Friday
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 3:32 pm to NYNolaguy1
I usually try to convince them to deliver a pizza to me.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 3:34 pm to NYNolaguy1
I never get anything but recordings or I would.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 3:35 pm to NYNolaguy1
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Social Security Admin
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frick me in the arse"
Checks out. Legit
Posted on 10/25/19 at 3:38 pm to NYNolaguy1
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The folks at SSA need some sensitivity training apparently.
Do you ever mess with these guys or just ignore them
Last time I got a call like this I played with him for a while, overexageratting how nervous I was and how much I wanted to fix my wrong.
After a while, he seemed to catch on when he asked me if I had the money I needed to send him in cash. He then promptly told me to shove it in my wife's... va... her no no zone.
I am still unsure if my debt is completely cleared, but none the less the money still resides where he asked.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 3:41 pm to NYNolaguy1
They left a message yesterday with a really bad computerized recording.. It was worse than the Indian/Pakistani accent..
Posted on 10/25/19 at 3:58 pm to NYNolaguy1
I love how they give you a report on your benefits status, then ask to confirm your identity. I love it.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:00 pm to NYNolaguy1
Mess with them. They get super pissed at it. It's hilarious to hear them cuss you out as best they can.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:04 pm to NYNolaguy1
I just chew them out real good and call them names. Haven’t gotten a call in awhile.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:06 pm to NYNolaguy1
Just tell him your legal name is Ben Chode they love that.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:09 pm to NYNolaguy1
I waste as much of their time as I can then tell them to frick off.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:14 pm to NYNolaguy1
I had that same call Wednesday afternoon and I picked it up because husband was at a Doctor's appt.
Told caller to go away.
Phone rang immediately upon my hanging up. I almost told the caller to .....himself, but hesitated, and it was a call about some epoxy paint, answering questions I had emailed them.
Still want to obliterate the phone banks of the subcontinent.
Told caller to go away.
Phone rang immediately upon my hanging up. I almost told the caller to .....himself, but hesitated, and it was a call about some epoxy paint, answering questions I had emailed them.
Still want to obliterate the phone banks of the subcontinent.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:23 pm to NYNolaguy1
I get 3-4 calls a week saying they can help reduce my past IRS debt, I've blocked 400 numbers and they still call.
Frick these people
Frick these people
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:27 pm to NYNolaguy1
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Do you ever mess with these guys or just ignore them?
one of my attendings I work with fricks with them so hard. Fun part, he's Indian. That shite goes to another level.
Last time, we had to leave the work room one time because we couldn't contain the laughter.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:43 pm to NYNolaguy1
I know a fair amount of Urdu curse words and insults thanks to my college buddies. Great entertainment when I have time to kill.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 5:03 pm to The Torch
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I get 3-4 calls a week saying they can help reduce my past IRS debt, I've blocked 400 numbers and they still call.
I figure if I keep fricking with them they will find someone more worth their time.
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