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I have the perfect punishment for a last-place finisher in your fantasy football league

Posted on 8/11/26 at 9:34 pm
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38646 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 9:34 pm
Attendance mandatory. Must stay for full presentation. One page paper written to summarize the experience.

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Just announced: @Kaepernick7 and
@jemelehill will be in conversation at The Atlantic Festival, September 17–19 in New York City.


Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38964 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 9:43 pm to
That's definitely a good one
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
4100 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 9:45 pm to
You sick bastard.

That’s brilliant!
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6347 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 9:47 pm to
Sir, this is not a fantasy football punishment. This is a war crime.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22974 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 9:47 pm to
I’d quit
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5300 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:01 pm to
Make suicide an option to make it more interesting.
Posted by brmach
Member since Aug 2012
808 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:05 pm to
I dunno. I think I’d rather get a face tattoo or jump in a frozen lake. Something less extreme.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3198 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:47 pm to
Make them participate in the Q & A
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26610 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:51 pm to
The constitution prohibits cruel and unusual punishment
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38646 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

Make them participate in the Q & A


I was going to suggest getting both of their autographs, but this works also
Posted by Vade95
Da Parish
Member since May 2020
66 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 11:18 pm to
And the ot gets to make up the question…..
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
13256 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 7:55 am to
Where is a terrorist when you need one?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125859 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 7:57 am to
Bonus punishment: you get to sit next to C on Z and Red Stick Tigress
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
12622 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 8:01 am to
quote:

Attendance mandatory. Must stay for full presentation. One page paper written to summarize the experience.


Must wear MAGA hat to conference.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21577 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 8:11 am to
And you have to be on one knee and continually chant “I hate whitey.”
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56950 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 8:13 am to
quote:

This is a war crime.


It's not a war crime the first time
Posted by TheBoogeyman
Covington
Member since Apr 2020
363 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 8:16 am to
I saw one that said the loser makes a deposit at a sperm bank and checks the box allowing the potential kid to contact them in 18 years
Posted by oliver646
Member since Jun 2024
112 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 8:34 am to
Mandatory attendance? That's cruel and unusual punishment. I'd rather pay the league fees for everyone.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3990 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 8:42 am to
And afterwards attend a WNBA game
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
83206 posts
Posted on 8/12/26 at 8:45 am to
Do you even 8th Amendment, bro?
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