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I have 8 rolls of TP, baws

Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:48 am
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:48 am
And my wife(no pics) and 4 year old daughter. IF this quarintine goes 2 weeks, i'm gonna start using paper towels. Dang females use TP like its going out of style.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41526 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:49 am to
I'm just gonna keep shitting in the shower.
Posted by Prometheus
Member since May 2012
6194 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:50 am to
I'm down to 41 rolls.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43318 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:50 am to
quote:

I'm just gonna keep shitting in the shower.


Gotta make sure you squish the turds down the drain holes.

It's the polite thing to do.

Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:50 am to
I've locked the TP up where only I have a key. I'm issuing 2 squares per trip. In these trying times, desperate measures are needed.
Posted by b87
Member since Nov 2014
46 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:50 am to
Better go ahead and buy yourself a closet auger if you are going to go the paper towel route...
Posted by Number 9 Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2020
681 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:50 am to
I’ve got 500 shares of XOM. Wanna trade?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:51 am to
Saves water too
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:51 am to
I bought about 900 over the past 2 weeks.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18579 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:53 am to
Kroger has a little in stock, I grabbed 18 mega roll pack plus what I had on hand I am good until I switch to using the garden hose. If the water goes down I will use filtered pond water through a 12V water pump.

All the shite I own for elk camp may come in handy for more that the 10 days it gets used...
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:54 am to
I got two drawers full of unmatched socks.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27546 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:56 am to
GF picked me up 2 Jumbo packs I haven't gotten into yet. Good thing I've been watching SteveMRE, I'm ready to get my food out onto a tray... nice!
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
10751 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:58 am to
I have a bidet.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118893 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 8:59 am to
My wife and I had the "how much TP do you use" talk yesterday.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3964 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 9:04 am to
Garden hose works great
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56196 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 9:17 am to
Pro tip. The TP aisles were barren, but the flushable wet wipes were fully stocked.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 9:17 am to
Hose pipe
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
16892 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 9:19 am to
shite and shower will have a new meaning soon
Posted by Prometheus
Member since May 2012
6194 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 9:22 am to
Just sneak some out of work when you leave. I've been taking a couple rolls a day.

I feel like George Clooney in Oceans Eleven.
This post was edited on 3/16/20 at 9:23 am
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Member since Oct 2015
14056 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 9:22 am to
I've got 2 big rolls left and half of a roll currently on the handle. Single. Those will probably last me another month.
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