I hate people who use physically impossible metaphors

Your arse is on your shoulders.
Or your head is up your arse.
You choose.

Me: “Have you heard of Murphy’s law?”

Wife: “Yeah.”

Me: “What is it?”

Wife: “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.”

Me: “Have you heard of Cole’s law?”

Wife: “No, what is it?”

Me: “Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.”

I’ll bet your heart was in your throat when you thought of this thread.
You have feet of clay to post such a thing here.
I’d walk the world to escape hyperbole.

Are you not smart enough to understand they are metaphors?


I use highly exaggerated terms all the time. The people that don’t understand I’m exaggerating are usually people I don’t choose to spend time around.

It makes me literally die.

Your blood boiling is physically impossible!!

Strange melt.

If I tell you a rooster can pull a train, you hook it up.

I metaphor once at a bar.

But she sucked it like a nine!

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Going back and actually reading the OP’s post, I am beside myself in embarrassment.

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It’s ok we all jump to conclusions.