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I had to get Karen-like with a Karen

Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:08 am
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17918 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:08 am
So at city park, in line for Cafe du Monde with my kid, some bitch questioned me on why my kid didn’t have a mask on. She said “if you’re going to bring your kid out, couldn’t he at least have a mask on”? I said “mind your own business and give me my 6 ft space.” She got within 2 feet of me and my kid to tell me this bullshite. There is red tape on the ground 6 ft apart. When I told her that she stepped back and shut up. The guy in front if me turned around and fist bumped me. I told him she may call the cops on us for fist bumping and we had a laugh. Why are people so ignorant? And I know, CSB, none of this happened, etc.

ETA- cafe du monde beignets are delicious
This post was edited on 5/26/20 at 9:20 am
Posted by Borgishsmorg
ATL
Member since Jan 2011
492 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:09 am to
After you first bumped, did everyone clap too?
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28422 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:11 am to
So brave.
Posted by Taffeta
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
923 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:11 am to
I was leaving walmart yesterday and the greeter started walking towards me with his hand out to look at my receipt.

I sternly said "6 feet please", and he backed up and waived me on through.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20759 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:11 am to
You should have went into a coughing fit right after you told that Karen off.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82010 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:12 am to
The odds of that actually happening, as described, are extremely low.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11096 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:13 am to
I shite my pants the other day
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
2094 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:13 am to
I don’t know if it possible, but I hate every party in this story besides the kid who realized his dad is an embarrassment in public.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24474 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:14 am to
You're bragging about being a Karen.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
19970 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:14 am to
If you are standing in line for fried dough on a Tuesday morning, you have already made your worst health decision of the day. Not sure how you can call somebody out for not having a mask.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7334 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:14 am to
Wrong move dude, you should have just punched her so hard that she would be crapping teeth for a week.

Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16538 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:16 am to
quote:

The guy in front if me turned around and fist bumped me


Did yall tap toes in bathroom stalls?
This post was edited on 5/26/20 at 9:17 am
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10838 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:17 am to
quote:

And I know, CSB, none of this happened, etc.


perhaps
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57613 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:20 am to
quote:

The guy in front if me turned around and fist bumped me.


Bet you $100 it looked like this:

Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5001 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:41 am to
Maybe it's my resting bitch face, but these stories never happen to me. I've went through scenario after scenario in my mind on how I'd react but I never get the chance.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78354 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:44 am to
Looks like Downvote Karen got you.
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
7154 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:52 am to
Well done.

Heard tazing works well too.

#KarenGoneWild was trending last night. The videos...
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 9:56 am to
Proper response to the bitchy Karen
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112247 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 10:06 am to
quote:

none of this happened
Posted by VeniVidiVici
Gaul
Member since Feb 2012
1728 posts
Posted on 5/26/20 at 10:09 am to
quote:

I was leaving walmart yesterday and the greeter started walking towards me with his hand out to look at my receipt.

You need to speak to a constitutional lawyer
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