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I feel like I made a beta move today
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/5/19 at 5:38 pm1780
Was playing golf with a buddy at a country club as a guest and hooked a shot (because I straight up suck at golf). The ball appeared to go behind a house. I was willing to take the penalty and move on because it really doesn’t matter at my skill level.
My buddy tells me not to worry about it and goes after the ball. I’m standing there with my thumb up my arse and about 6 minutes later he makes his way back Red-faced telling me how some guy who was house sitting for his sister came out and started yelling at HIM for stealing his ball.
I honestly thought it was funny but at the same time didn’t want to cause any trouble being a guest, so I took out a couple of balls and asked my buddy to replace the one we took just in case
The problem is I feel like, while it was a nice gesture, it makes me a beta.
Should I go back and shite in his yard to make amends?
My buddy tells me not to worry about it and goes after the ball. I’m standing there with my thumb up my arse and about 6 minutes later he makes his way back Red-faced telling me how some guy who was house sitting for his sister came out and started yelling at HIM for stealing his ball.
I honestly thought it was funny but at the same time didn’t want to cause any trouble being a guest, so I took out a couple of balls and asked my buddy to replace the one we took just in case
The problem is I feel like, while it was a nice gesture, it makes me a beta.
Should I go back and shite in his yard to make amends?
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by Clockwatcher68 on 7/5/19 at 5:40 pm to theunknownknight
Is your buddy a Marine Colonel?
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by VolsOut4Harambe on 7/5/19 at 5:41 pm to theunknownknight
shite in a bag, place on step, ring doorbell, then light on fire. Then PIIHB. Profit.
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by theunknownknight on 7/5/19 at 5:42 pm to Clockwatcher68
No
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by East Coast Band on 7/5/19 at 5:43 pm to theunknownknight
Did you apply the stroke and distance penalty for hitting the ball OB?
That's all that matters
That's all that matters
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by iwyLSUiwy on 7/5/19 at 5:43 pm to theunknownknight
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I’m standing there with my thumb up my arse and about 6 minutes later he makes his way back Red-faced telling me how some guy who was house sitting for his sister came out and started yelling at HIM for stealing his ball.
So a guy that is house sitting considers the balls that go into the backyard of a house that he doesnt own to be his?
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Should I go back and shite in his yard to make amends?
I would have went back and tee'd one up in front of a bedroom window and let it rip. Told him that he can keep that one.
This post was edited on 7/5 at 5:45 pm
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by 007mag on 7/5/19 at 5:45 pm to theunknownknight
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I feel like I made a beta move today.......Was playing golf
You don't say?
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by WaltTeevens on 7/5/19 at 5:46 pm to theunknownknight
If it were me, I would have asked the guy in the house to give me a tour of the property. Then, when out of view of other residents, I would have had forcible anal sex with him, given him a humiliating cum facial, and then bought my wife Vanessa a $10M diamond ring.
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by theunknownknight on 7/5/19 at 5:46 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Nah he claimed the ball was there previously and was his (and that my buddy was mistaken)
This guy apparently set up some weird mini golf course in the back yard in a mud hole
This guy apparently set up some weird mini golf course in the back yard in a mud hole
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by TastyJibblets on 7/5/19 at 5:48 pm to theunknownknight
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I feel like I made a beta move today
If you have to ask this is the second beta move you’ve made today
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re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by FightnBobLafollette on 7/5/19 at 5:51 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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would have went back and tee'd one up in front of a bedroom window and let it rip. Told him that he can keep that one.
You would have driven a ball into his window?
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by iwyLSUiwy on 7/5/19 at 6:00 pm to FightnBobLafollette
well that one went right over your head
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by iwyLSUiwy on 7/5/19 at 6:01 pm to WaltTeevens
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Then, when out of view of other residents, I would have had forcible anal sex with him, given him a humiliating cum facial, and then bought my wife Vanessa a $10M diamond ring.
Umm, negative on that plan.
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by FightnBobLafollette on 7/5/19 at 6:04 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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well that one went right over your head
Hence the question.
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by Wolfhound45 on 7/5/19 at 6:04 pm to theunknownknight
Beta. No going back.
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by iwyLSUiwy on 7/5/19 at 6:07 pm to FightnBobLafollette
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Hence the question.
I was joking. No I would not have driven a ball through his back window.
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by Scoop on 7/5/19 at 6:09 pm to theunknownknight
If an a-hole wants to build a house on a golf course, he should expect the occasional golf ball.
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by L S Usetheforce on 7/5/19 at 6:10 pm to Scoop
I'd have beat the shite out of the house sitter and put a ball in his mouth ted Debiase style
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by Maytheporkbewithyou on 7/5/19 at 6:37 pm to theunknownknight
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Should I go back and shite in his yard to make amends?
That's an even bigger beta move. Not sure how you can ever climb out of this downward spiral.
re: I feel like I made a beta move todayPosted by Ricardo on 7/5/19 at 6:41 pm to theunknownknight
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This post was edited on 6/14 at 11:13 pm
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