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re: I don't see how fat people do Universal Studios or Disney parks w/o dying
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:05 am to Titus Pullo
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:05 am to Titus Pullo
Uhhhh, we stayed in Ormond Beach for 7 days and then did Universal the past two days. Today will simply be a pool day.
We had express passes to skip the line so it really didn't matter that it's a holiday weekend. Plus, we like people (except fatties and foreigners) and we like to people watch and gossip about folks. So it was fun.
And we flew down here, direct flight. We aren't poor, baw.
We had express passes to skip the line so it really didn't matter that it's a holiday weekend. Plus, we like people (except fatties and foreigners) and we like to people watch and gossip about folks. So it was fun.
And we flew down here, direct flight. We aren't poor, baw.
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 8:08 am
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:06 am to mizzoukills
I also sense there are a few upset fatties in this thread. A few specific posts just ooze fatness...
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:10 am to mizzoukills
They're all on scooters and parents are pushing around 9 year olds in strollers.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:11 am to mizzoukills
You haven't lived until you've ridden all over Epcot, Animal Kingdom and the Hollywood Studios in your own electric scooter drinking beer.
Buzz Light Year? More like Buzzed Hoveround.
Buzz Light Year? More like Buzzed Hoveround.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:02 am to Bullfrog
Ether fatties get their fat carts delivered to them at the hotel so they don't have to walk at all and can roll through the breakfast buffets! Fatties ride to the front of the line while eating churros and turkey legs while you stand in line like heel.
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 9:05 am
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:06 am to Jimmy2shoes
Fat people walk slowly and have a sugar high from all that ice cream
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:12 am to Chad504boy
Chad, that makes no sense. If fat people walk slowly, how did the same groups of fatties end up on most of the same rides as my family? We're skinny and healthy and walk at a brisk-to-fast pace...
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:14 am to mizzoukills
Why would you take a 5 yr old and a two year old to universal? There is essentially nothing they can ride. Did you and the wife just take turns riding alone?
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:20 am to DCtiger1
The number of people on the OT obsessed with Disney is fascinating.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:22 am to TulaneUVA
I go to Orlando a lot for work and in the summer it's unreal. I can't imagine pushing a stroller or waiting in lines with swamp arse all day. When we take our kids we are going in late fall or winter. Don't care about missing school
Fat people eat lots of fat and shite which gives them the endurance for the day.
Fat people eat lots of fat and shite which gives them the endurance for the day.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:29 am to jbgleason
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The number of people on the OT obsessed with Disney is fascinating.
It's the hot destination for those in the south that venture into the unknown wilderness past Destin.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:38 am to mizzoukills
I want to say on averge 4-5 fatties die a day at the theme parks.
I was shocked to learn on cruises they generally have 2 deaths pers seven days, and reading that article someone said "that rate of natural cause or heart disease death pales in comparison to what disney sees and rarely reports."
I was shocked to learn on cruises they generally have 2 deaths pers seven days, and reading that article someone said "that rate of natural cause or heart disease death pales in comparison to what disney sees and rarely reports."
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:41 am to jmarto1
I'm shocked by people who think Universal doesn't have rides for small children. I think it's better for small kids than Disney, to be honest. It may have more to do for small kids than Disney. And I was at Disney for 3 days two years ago so I can actually have this opinion.
I mean, there's Toon Lagoon, Minions, Shrek, ET, Jurassic Park, etc, etc...as well as a bunch of children fun lands full of tree houses and water slides.
I mean, there's Toon Lagoon, Minions, Shrek, ET, Jurassic Park, etc, etc...as well as a bunch of children fun lands full of tree houses and water slides.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:43 am to Napoleon
So Disney and cruises are places for fat people to "carousel" 
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:46 am to Napoleon
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I want to say on averge 4-5 fatties die a day at the theme parks.
I was shocked to learn on cruises they generally have 2 deaths pers seven days, and reading that article someone said "that rate of natural cause or heart disease death pales in comparison to what disney sees and rarely reports.
Look at all the elderly in their 70-80's that go to Disney world to spend time with their grandkids. Factor in heat (many are probably not from the south to begin with), increased walking, and stress. It's a perfect storm to kick the bucket for someone whose heart is teetering on the edge already. There's no reason to ruin everybody else's vacation because someone passed from natural causes. The show must go on.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:57 am to Yellerhammer5
"Coroner...can you please freeze grandma for week? We have shite to do at Disney. She'd understand. Thanks."
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 9:58 am
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:58 am to jbgleason
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The number of people on the OT obsessed with Disney is fascinating.
I'm with you. So many better things to do with your kids, you know, in the real world. Camping, hiking, fishing, canoeing. Too much beauty in the world to waste it as a theme park.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:03 am to Honky Lips
Or you can not be a dumbass and figure out how to do all of that and fit in a Disney trip once for the kiddos
Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:04 am to mizzoukills
Perhaps you could enjoy yourself more if you weren't concentrating on being so much better than folks you don't even know. It's why they have a good time, they're free....and much more friendly than you. 
#vanitysmurf
#vanitysmurf
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