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I don't see how fat people do Universal Studios or Disney parks w/o dying
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:05 pm
I'm fit as a fiddle, workout 5x per week, and fairly young. After two days at Universal with small kids I'm worn out. Feet hurt. Ready to go to sleep.
I don't see how fat or obese people do multiple days of butt crack of dawn to closing bell. How do they not die? How do they move all that diabetic weight around the park so efficiently?
Riding the bus back to our hotel we were nodding off, drifting into exhausted sleep. The only mutherfrickers who were talking a mile a minute full of energy and life were the family of fatties.
Me and my family:
Family of fatties:
I don't see how fat or obese people do multiple days of butt crack of dawn to closing bell. How do they not die? How do they move all that diabetic weight around the park so efficiently?
Riding the bus back to our hotel we were nodding off, drifting into exhausted sleep. The only mutherfrickers who were talking a mile a minute full of energy and life were the family of fatties.
Me and my family:
Family of fatties:
This post was edited on 7/2/16 at 10:09 pm
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:07 pm to mizzoukills
They have energy reserves stored up
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:07 pm to mizzoukills
They get the scooters and get to go to the front of the line. Only takes them 1/3 the time it took you.
This post was edited on 7/2/16 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:07 pm to mizzoukills
Me neither. I also don't see how anyone is stupid enough to go to Disney/Universal from June through August either.
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:08 pm to mizzoukills
Did you ask them if they enjoyed the rides in the back of the park? If not, they would of told you they never made it that far. There's tons of people that go to the parks and will do 1/5 of the rides and activities that someone trying hard will do.
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:08 pm to mizzoukills
They don't do as many attractions in a day is my guess.
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:09 pm to mizzoukills
Disney World and all the rest of that shite is like one giant hippopotamus exibit.
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:10 pm to mizzoukills
Lots of energy from eating way more than you did in the park
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:10 pm to mizzoukills
I don't see how grown adults do Disney without kids
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:11 pm to Lester Earl
You do EPCOT mostly.
Plenty of good times to be had.
Plenty of good times to be had.
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:12 pm to TulaneUVA
quote:
They don't do as many attractions in a day is my guess
This.
And they just post up in the restaurants and stuff their faces. I seen't it
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:13 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
workout 5x per week,
Well there you go, working out has you exhausted
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:16 pm to rantfan
My toes hurt, my feet hurt, my knees hurt, my neck is shooting sharp pains up and down my spine whenever I sneeze or laugh.
The family of fatties were just jolly human beings at 10:30 in the evening after having been at the park since sunrise....and they told us they're here for a week!
WTF?
The family of fatties were just jolly human beings at 10:30 in the evening after having been at the park since sunrise....and they told us they're here for a week!
WTF?
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:16 pm to Lester Earl
quote:
I don't see how grown adults do Disney without kids
I've never wanted to punch someone so bad as the groups of adults that try to carry on actual conversations with the characters while there are literally 30 under 6 year olds waiting in line. I have no problem with a quick picture, but a freaking multi minute conversation as an adult is ridic.
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:19 pm to baldona
Yup, fatties do that! I witnessed it several times today.
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:20 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
My toes hurt, my feet hurt, my knees hurt, my neck is shooting sharp pains up and down my spine whenever I sneeze or laugh.
Man you need to get to the hotel bar now.
We've stayed at resort properties the last two times and have gone in for mid day naps or at the least went swimming. The crazy bean counter dad who thinks he has to get his monies worth and torture his family with 10 hour days at the park just kills me.
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:29 pm to notiger1997
That wasn't me. Yesterday we just meandered thru Islands of Adventure and did a ton of shite including the "not officially open but secretly open" King Kong Skull Island ride (which is the most badass ride here. It's fricking incredible).
My wife wanted to purchase one day of express passes so we could skip lines. That was today. frick! It was go, go, go all damn day with a 5 and 2 year old in the hot arse heat. We conquered the park but it came at a price.
On the other hand I noticed a few groups of the same fatties on different rides with us. I kept thinking, "How do they keep trudging that lard thru this park at my pace? Should I fire CrossFit?"
My wife wanted to purchase one day of express passes so we could skip lines. That was today. frick! It was go, go, go all damn day with a 5 and 2 year old in the hot arse heat. We conquered the park but it came at a price.
On the other hand I noticed a few groups of the same fatties on different rides with us. I kept thinking, "How do they keep trudging that lard thru this park at my pace? Should I fire CrossFit?"
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:33 pm to mizzoukills
Mizzoukillz Diary: My first trip to Orlando
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:35 pm to mizzoukills
Only good thing about mardi gras,
Is louisianians have disney world to themselves with no lines
Is louisianians have disney world to themselves with no lines
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