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re: “I Don’t Date Men Who Yell at Alexa”
Posted on 11/5/18 at 10:08 am to Evil Little Thing
Posted on 11/5/18 at 10:08 am to Evil Little Thing
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What a dumb bitch We all yell at Alexa because “she” doesn’t hear or understand unless we are loud and crystal clear.
Sounds like a real life woman
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Posted on 11/5/18 at 10:20 am to FootballNostradamus
Exactly how you’d expect:
Posted on 11/5/18 at 11:05 am to Dire Wolf
Probably not going to be a popular opinion, but she has a point when you strip the feminazi stuff away.
I don’t think this is something to break up over, but if your SO goes around barking commands at personal assistants all the time, it’s probably a good idea to be on the lookout for signs that your SO has some issues.
I don’t think this is something to break up over, but if your SO goes around barking commands at personal assistants all the time, it’s probably a good idea to be on the lookout for signs that your SO has some issues.
This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 11:06 am
Posted on 11/5/18 at 12:08 pm to Dire Wolf
This shite is exactly why it's a man's world
Posted on 11/5/18 at 12:12 pm to StupidBinder
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but if your SO goes around barking commands at personal assistants all the time, it’s probably a good idea to be on the lookout for signs that your SO has some issues.
It's a piece of technology. It says nothing about anyone.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 12:15 pm to Dire Wolf
They all loved 50 Shades of Grey. This is just a way to end a relationship without being an adult and telling the person they don’t want to be with them bc they can get someone better.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 12:17 pm to tigerpimpbot
quote:
This shite is exactly why it's a man's world
And being bigger, stronger and more likely to make decisions not based on emotions.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 12:29 pm to Dire Wolf
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directed not at me, but still, at a woman
Assigning a binary gender to Alexa? That’s not very progressive. I am triggered. I can’t even.
This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 12:35 pm to StupidBinder
quote:
I don’t think this is something to break up over, but if your SO goes around barking commands at personal assistants all the time, it’s probably a good idea to be on the lookout for signs that your SO has some issues.
Even when the personal assistant is software? I am real mean. I just instructed this spreadsheet to close without showing any appreciation after it followed instructions
This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 12:48 pm to Dire Wolf
Posted on 11/5/18 at 12:51 pm to danilo
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I am real mean. I just instructed this spreadsheet to close without showing any appreciation after it followed instructions
Do you shout at your xlsx files all day? Because that’s probably not particularly healthy and you probably ought to talk to someone about that.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 12:58 pm to StupidBinder
cable driving at 6 P.M. after a long day at work
cable: "hey Siri"
Siri: "Yes, your excellence"
cable: "send text to Ann"
Siri: "what would you like your text to say"
cable: "I'm going to a little late for dinner. Go ahead and eat. I'll be home in an hour"
Siri translation - "I'm going to plate the dinner. Go herd some sheep. I'm in power"
cable: "Siri, you stupid fookin coont"
cable: "hey Siri"
Siri: "Yes, your excellence"
cable: "send text to Ann"
Siri: "what would you like your text to say"
cable: "I'm going to a little late for dinner. Go ahead and eat. I'll be home in an hour"
Siri translation - "I'm going to plate the dinner. Go herd some sheep. I'm in power"
cable: "Siri, you stupid fookin coont"
Posted on 11/5/18 at 1:01 pm to Dire Wolf
quote:
Online forums exist for angry, rejected men who think women are supposed to do their bidding and become bitterly enraged when they do not, often with deadly consequences
She’s been to the OT.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 1:03 pm to Dire Wolf
UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH...
frick.
frick.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 1:05 pm to Scooba
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I tell Alexa Please and Thank you.
Probably why I’m still a virgin.
how old are you, baw?
Posted on 11/5/18 at 1:22 pm to Dire Wolf
This is the kind of thing you write about when you have nothing else and no talent.
This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 1:39 pm to Fewer Kilometers
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The other end of the spectrum:
"Alexa, play me some Skynyrd you hot little thing."
"PLAYING SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
"Yeah, you know what I like, don't you mama.
I guess she'd have to write me up for domestic abuse if my Alexa played that.
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