I did my sleep study last night. They told me I didn't snore.

Dude, do you even fentanyl ?

You didn't ask the female to crawl in bed with you? That is just like happy endings at parlors -- you have to know how to play this.

Do you usually snore?

Maybe you have a different type of sleep disorder

Worth the money just to be able to throw it back in your wife's face that you don't snore.

Your wife told you that you snore so you would have to sleep on the couch while she "Snapchatted me dat pussy".

how much did it cost? i need one

That's actually reassuring because I have been thinking the sleep apnea industry is becoming a borderline scam meant to scare everyone into buying a CPAP.

I don't snore either. I do have sleep apnea but it's "Central" sleep apnea. LINK My brain basically has trouble telling my body to breathe like it should.

I've had this since I was in the Army and weighed 167 pounds. This type of sleep apnea has nothing to do with size. There are two types, obstructive and central. If you have central, you won't snore but will stop breathing. If you are married ask your wife, she will know. Before I was diagnosed it used to freak my wife out when I stopped breathing. If you do have it, get treated, it will kill you.

If you let it progress it will manifest itself elsewhere. I've had heart surgery for AFIB and will likely have it again at some point in the future. I have to use a CPAP or I feel horrible.

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This type of sleep apnea has nothing to do with size. There are two types, obstructive and central. If you have central, you won't snore but will stop breathing. If you are married ask your wife, she will know. Before I was diagnosed it used to freak my wife out when I stopped breathing. If you do have it, get treated, it will kill you.

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So question....I have sleep apnea (about 26 episodes per hour, considered moderate to severe). I snore like a mofo. However, I'm not a "heavy person." I do not in any way feel tired or exhibit any of the normal apnea symptoms; in fact, we figured it out by chance. I have a CPAP and use it as much as I can (finally found a good mask that I like and is comfortable). That said, it's after using the CPAP machine each morning that I feel, for lack of a better way of putting it, "oxygen starved." Like I haven't been getting enough during my sleep USING the CPAP. Anyone have a clue why this would be?

Yes, it is variable pressure. It’s crazy because when you test it and it goes up to 10 or 11 while awake, you feel like you can’t breath. But when you’re asleep, thats the level gets up to (for me, anyway).

As for the memory card, it also transmits the data over WiFi. But they have seen it (we review during my visits) and the data always looks normal. It’s synced to an app on my phone as well, and that also looks good.

I’m kinda stumped.