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re: I broke down and bought a copy of The Constitution for my car

Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14961 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:44 pm to
This is typically the type of thread I’d laugh at but we’re at the point in this country where our leaders use the constitution as toilet paper

So carry on, champ
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:44 pm to
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I broke down and bought a copy of The Constitution for my car


Your car can't read.

Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:45 pm to
Anyone who has seen game of thrones knows how much authority a piece of paper has.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85105 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:46 pm to
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What about the sudden movements to pull out your pocket Constitution?


just think that sweet ironic chuckle you would have as you bleed out while clutching your Constitution pamphlet after being shot during an illegal detainment

would almost be worth it
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:46 pm to

You also need one for your Zombie Cosplay bug out bag. Just in case you get separated from your sweet wheels and are on the hoof.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10122 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:47 pm to
Your car can't even read.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21693 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:48 pm to
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vacuum your seats bro

Seriously. That looks disgusting.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38745 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:48 pm to
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What about the sudden movements to pull out your pocket Constitution?


While licking his lips, he sensually reached down into his pocket and slowly pulled out a copy of The US Constitution. Pulsating need overtook him as he opened the cover and flipped through its pages as gingerly as one would handle the most treasured pearl of passion to find the sweet words that would set him free...
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143634 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:49 pm to
I’ll tell you what… in general, during a traffic stop isn’t where you want to assert your constitutional rights save it for court
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
21803 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:49 pm to
Crash a 1L orientation and Lexis will give you one for free
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71485 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:49 pm to
is it wrong that i'm turned on by that?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14268 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:50 pm to
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I’m not looking for a fight but I’m prepared for one.


you ain't gonna do shite
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112430 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:50 pm to
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You're gonna get hammered for that gum bro.

If not the gum, the dirty car. If not the dirty car, the cloth seats.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38745 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:50 pm to
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is it wrong that i'm turned on by that?



Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:51 pm to
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With all the craziness going on in Australia and what Xiden is doing to our country I feel like this is a must.

Agreed 100 %
Posted by shspanthers
Nashville, TN
Member since Sep 2007
832 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:51 pm to
Knowing the constitution is much less useful than knowing the law and how it applies.

Watch Audit the Audit on YouTube.
This post was edited on 9/21/21 at 3:52 pm
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112430 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:52 pm to
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Any tips on how to approach a situation where you feel like your rights are being infringed upon?
Keep your mouth shut and get an attorney. Knowing your rights ahead of time could surely be helpful(that's probably moreso knowing laws as opposed to the Constitution but I digress), but if you think if you get pulled over that you'll quickly consult your book and find some great page in the Constitution that'll leave the cops stumped and they'll let you go on about your day, you're pretty darn naive.
This post was edited on 9/21/21 at 3:54 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13890 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:53 pm to
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Knowing the constitution is much less useful than knowing the law and how it applies.


Come on man! you know... The Thing!
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7561 posts
Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:53 pm to
You donated to Hillsdale?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/21/21 at 3:55 pm to
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