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re: I assume Budweiser is still losing customers

Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by stewie
Member since Jan 2006
4032 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:19 pm to
Could put down some Bud back in the day,.


Felt like we were kings with a keg of Bud ... compared to the usual Natty Light.
Posted by martiallaw
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
1458 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:22 pm to
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My opinion of you as a man goes down exponentially if you don’t drink two beers

Budweiser
Coor’s Original


Your the same type of guy who goes to a bar and orders himself a buttery nipple shot. One day when you grow up and become a man will realize you were drinking watered down horse piss your whole life.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52875 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:25 pm to
I love craft beer but I also love Budweiser. I love beer.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30205 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:29 pm to
I love OT beer threads. This will get moved to the FDB where the pendulum will swing fairly far in the other direction. The truth is in the middle.

I'm a beer nerd (possibly a functioning alcoholic). I'm not a beer snob. I've waited in lines for rare beers and I've pounded Bud heavy while fishing in the marsh. I've traveled to the other side of the world with the main purpose of trying beer at the source. I've also bought 16 oz High Lifes out of ice buckets in gas stations. They all have their place. The trouble comes when one side bashes the other side.

Let's all enjoy our beer, whatever it may be. Let's catch a buzz, talk, laugh, and enjoy life.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20376 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:33 pm to
Don’t come in here with that “let’s all get along” logic
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
23129 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:37 pm to
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Bud gets the job done just as well as your hipster craft beers
lol no it doesn't I'll drink 2 craft beers while you and your gut put down 24 buds for the same buzz.
This post was edited on 7/6/18 at 7:39 pm
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63288 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:38 pm to
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Your the same type of guy who goes to a bar and orders himself a buttery nipple shot. One day when you grow up and become a man will realize you were drinking watered down horse piss your whole life.


I did find your analogy amusing....but I can't say I agree that a guy who is still drinking bud heavy is gonna "become a man" and start ordering buttery nipples....
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88012 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:44 pm to
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Belgian Tripel
Gross.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30032 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:47 pm to
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Probably because it’s a shite beer.



Fresh super chilled Budweiser is the perfect execution of a refreshing beer. It's crisp. Almost to the point of a dry cider.

Does it have the flavor profile of a craft beer? No. But it isn't meant to
Posted by zatetic
Member since Nov 2015
5677 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:48 pm to
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I bet it’s more accurate to say that guys who drink the piss American lagers over anything else are far more fem


The more hops, literally the more fem.

What Hops Does to Your Body

Men: the result of all this extra hops is that your body will exhibit the secondary sexual characteristics of a woman. Specifically, hops contributes to the buildup of extra fatty tissue in the chest, giving many men the appearance of breasts. It also leads to testicular atrophy. That is, your testes will shrink and harden as the estrogen in your body overwhelms the testosterone. Further, you will experience body hair loss, loss of libido, and a dramatic reduction in erections.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61785 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:49 pm to
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Take your hops and bourbon barrel aged coffee porters and shove it up your arse.


Redneck
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4672 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:49 pm to
Bought a six pack, drinking one now. I like it.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52875 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:50 pm to
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lol no it doesn't I'll drink 2 craft beers while you and your gut put down 24 buds for the same buzz.

I remember my first beer
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20376 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:50 pm to
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The more hops, literally the more fem.



Not all craft beers have high IBUs baw.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61785 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:51 pm to
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Let's all enjoy our beer, whatever it may be. Let's catch a buzz, talk, laugh, and enjoy life.


Might be the best thing ever posted on the OT.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29735 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:52 pm to
If you aren’t drinking platinum then you probably don’t matter.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:53 pm to
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Might be the best thing ever posted on the OT.



Then you have extremely low standards
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30032 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:54 pm to
I must say, I love trolling the beer threads on the FDB.

All you need is a case of shite beer and a smart phone
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:54 pm to
Why is he drinking beer from that wine glass? Is that suppose to make him sophisticated?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20376 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:54 pm to
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All you need is a case of shite beer and a smart phone



And no social life
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