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I asked a Chinese girl for her number...

Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:08 pm
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:08 pm
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:09 pm to
Tasteless Gentleman???
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
4329 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:10 pm to
That girl is Korean.
Posted by Upslope
United States
Member since Dec 2016
207 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:10 pm to
Who the hell has a phone number that starts with "666"?

Better stay away from that poon, baw.
This post was edited on 12/17/16 at 3:11 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141793 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

I asked a Chinese girl for her number
and an hour later you had to ask her again?
Posted by WarBuzzard
Bammer
Member since Oct 2016
910 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:12 pm to
Called the number and some dude named Toddy answered.
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:20 pm to
Reminds me of the time I went to Oriental Pearl on Sherood to pick up some take out I had ordered. After I paid the girl said, "You wanna fock?" I just looked at her and was like "huh?" She said, "you want fock?" I shook my head no and left.

As I was driving home I realized she was asking me if I wanted a fork
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:21 pm to
This post was edited on 12/17/16 at 3:22 pm
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58579 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

That girl is Korean.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78444 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:26 pm to
I think I met her mother on Texas Street in Pusan back in 92.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:27 pm to
quote:


As I was driving home I realized she was asking me if I wanted a fork


it's all in good fun.

There are loads more jokes about Americans in the world than ones Americans tell about them
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24143 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Who the hell has a phone number that starts with "666"?

Mine first three starts with the same number. And yes, I've given it to women that think it's fake.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

That girl is Korean.




I am Korean!!!!!

Do I look Chinese to you????

Yes motha fricka you do look Chinese.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:40 pm to
She seems like a nice person.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19254 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:51 pm to
I tapped a Vietnamese girl for a year once, it was fun but the food sucked.

it wasn't sideways
Posted by moock blackjack
Member since Apr 2008
96129 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 4:37 pm to
You got Fortune Cookie!!!
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 4:47 pm to
FAKE
Posted by UF
Florida
Member since Nov 2016
2696 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

That girl is Korean.


strange how american men have developed the ability to easily distinguish among all east asian women. maybe there's a trend of liking asian women?
Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
8845 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

I tapped a Vietnamese girl for a year once, it was fun but the food sucked.

Must not have been Hmong food.

Posted by WarBuzzard
Bammer
Member since Oct 2016
910 posts
Posted on 12/17/16 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

I tapped a Vietnamese girl for a year once, it was fun but the food sucked.

it wasn't sideways



That pussy may not have been sideways but that damn sure was Fido you ate.
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