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I am now a Scottish lord.

Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:25 am
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6581 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:25 am
My daughter bought me 1 square foot of land in my ancestral homeland of Scotland. Evidently it's legit. Came with a certificate and everything.

Merry Christmas, peasants.

https://establishedtitles.com/
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54093 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:26 am to
Don't go getting all uppity. There's a dog on YouTube who became a Scottish Lord in the same exact manner.
Posted by In The Know
City of St George, La
Member since Jan 2005
5245 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:26 am to
My teen daughter’s friend got one too. How old are you?
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:26 am to
Congratulations on now having to pay Scotland income taxes...
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119159 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:27 am to
Please update your username.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54093 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:27 am to
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Congratulations on now having to pay Scotland income taxes...

And property taxes.
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:35 am to
Damn your daughter got scammed. Don’t tell her the moon is for sale.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36065 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:36 am to
This isnt what William Wallace had in mind.
Posted by TheVille518518
The ville
Member since Nov 2012
1228 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:38 am to
Did you get to keep the mineral rights???
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
1918 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:39 am to
Have you ruled out becoming The Highlander?
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6581 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:42 am to
Much of the money actually goes toward forest preservation in Scotland. Trust me, I've been there. There is precious little forest.

(When the Romans landed in Britain it was almost completely forested. fricking white people ruin everything.)
Posted by Greenbean1983
Member since Dec 2020
147 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:44 am to
I own the Packers I tried to trade Rodgers in the off-season
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3995 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:45 am to
Now you gonna need a new zero turn lawnmower to maintain that property
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28812 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:49 am to
I just bought 20 square feet that makes you my Thane. I will be expecting the customary tribute 7 times a year. The first is due in a week.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15349 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:50 am to
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
7707 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:52 am to
It's a scam baw. Like having a star named after you. Easy money for someone.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13919 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:53 am to
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Merry Christmas, peasants.


Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65725 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:57 am to
Nice pick up.

Last night my sis told us she almost bought us all an acre on Mars as a gag. 35 bucks each and has a "deed" as you said. We then all brainstormed how we could get into the cosmic real estate.
business. Best idea was to sell time shares on Uranus. Each share comes with 2 weeks in Uranus and can switch with others for a week in theirs.
This post was edited on 12/25/20 at 10:59 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:58 am to
Sir, Uranus is a gas giant. It has no surface.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14281 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:59 am to
Did your daughter check the easements before she bought the property? She might not even be able to access the property.

My advice is to subdivide it and create a bunch of hunting leases.
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