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I am anal intensive

Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:18 am
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33818 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:18 am
…. instead of saying anal retentive.

I heard this gem while at breakfast this morning with my wife’s family.

My 66 year old mother-in-law tries to use expressions like this, and she butchers them all the time.

Do you or anyone in your circle of family and friends have trouble pronouncing proper expressions?
This post was edited on 9/13/26 at 11:20 am
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
80182 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:19 am to
Oh...she knows what she is doing
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74090 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

saying anal retentive


Something about when a lady says this.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18392 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:25 am to
PIIHB?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47997 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:26 am to
Tell her she is really not. it is just a pigment of her imagination.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26496 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:26 am to
How she looking for an old broad?
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3611 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:34 am to
Chester drawers instead of chest of drawers, gramma seizure instead of grand mal seizure ... I'm from the South, but dang people butcher the language here.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61952 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:34 am to
My mom is old as dirt and had some small strokes during a procedure last year and she is all over the place with screwing words up and getting hung up on what she’s trying to say. I’m somehow good at helping her finish sentences.
She really comes up with some funny shite though and thankfully laughs at herself.
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1234 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:36 am to
Figment of her imaginative indignation
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56479 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:38 am to
quote:

My 66 year old mother-in-law


Sounds like she knows what she likes.

Power-bottom Granny porn.

Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4597 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:41 am to
She just over analized it.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38507 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:44 am to
quote:

I am anal intensive


Soccer board
Posted by Juan Betanzos
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2005
4570 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:44 am to
Vaseline or K-Y helps
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3949 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:59 am to
I always have a problem with that alltimers. disease
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1234 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 12:05 pm to
Power-bottom Granny porn.


WTF
Posted by LSUballs
Member since Feb 2008
40464 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 12:08 pm to
My Arkansas bro in law was describing an activity he had to do as a lad in ROTC.

He: I hate heights. When I was in rotc they made us retaliate down a 100' wall.

Me: They made you what?

Him: Retaliate. All the way down from
100'. I hated it

Me: You mean rappel?

Him: Rappel? Hell naw we had to RETLIATE all the way down it.
This post was edited on 9/13/26 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47997 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Figment of her imaginative indignation


I was going with pigment, following his MIL's use of close words.
Posted by ChEgrad
Member since Nov 2012
3968 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Him: Retaliate. All the way down from 100'. I hated it Me: You mean repel?


Rappel
Posted by LSUballs
Member since Feb 2008
40464 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 12:22 pm to
Thanks. I couldn't even get close enough for my phone to pick it up. Fixed
This post was edited on 9/13/26 at 12:24 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12383 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 12:24 pm to
When certain lawyers say “squash” instead of “quash”.
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