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re: Hypothetical: you’re married & a former close girlfriend dies - do you go to the funeral?

Posted on 7/9/22 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 1:34 pm to
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The GFE must’ve been better than the marriages those guys were in lol



whenever Jody passes they'll have to rent the Texas Motor Speedway for the wake
Posted by BigWillyMetry
Member since Dec 2021
1548 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 1:40 pm to
But you hit it first like Ray Jay so that’s diff
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12432 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 1:49 pm to
Unless you’re a necrophiliac, go pay your respects.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 1:51 pm to
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Unless you’re a necrophiliac, go pay your respects.





LINK
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56034 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 1:51 pm to
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“why the frick should I go to his funeral? He ain’t coming to mine”.


that's damn insightful!
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 1:52 pm to
I wouldn't go.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30401 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

You sure this wasn't one of Oweo's “dreams”?
Posted by deernaes
Member since Dec 2019
724 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:50 pm to
You "hate" people for that?
Really?
Are you trying to become a Sith Lord?
This post was edited on 7/9/22 at 5:53 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:53 pm to
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The deceased won’t care whether you showed up.



How do you know what the deceased know or feel?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:54 pm to
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My grandpa used to always say “why the frick should I go to his funeral? He ain’t coming to mine”.


Good line, but your Gramps had a foul mouth.
Posted by 32footsteps
Member since Oct 2017
275 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 6:41 pm to
Prior to proposing to my wife I was engaged twice so those are the two exes I was closest to. I would attend both of their funerals because one of them is my wife’s cousin and the other ex was a bridesmaid in our wedding.

I attended the wedding of an ex and it was fun but her mother made it awkward when she told me that she still wished that I was the one marrying her daughter. I dropped a sympathy card into the card box with only the groom’s name on it and I stuffed about thirty other envelopes in the box with each envelope containing an envelope sized piece of cardboard from beer cases. It has the same thickness as a regular greeting card and become a pain in the arse opening them because there is nothing in them and there’s no name associated with it.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:04 pm to
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I dropped a sympathy card into the card box with only the groom’s name on it and I stuffed about thirty other envelopes in the box with each envelope containing an envelope sized piece of cardboard from beer cases. It has the same thickness as a regular greeting card and become a pain in the arse opening them because there is nothing in them and there’s no name associated with it.

Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70038 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:06 pm to
Yeah man what the frick did I just read???
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Prior to proposing to my wife I was engaged twice so those are the two exes I was closest to. I would attend both of their funerals because one of them is my wife’s cousin and the other ex was a bridesmaid in our wedding.

I attended the wedding of an ex and it was fun but her mother made it awkward when she told me that she still wished that I was the one marrying her daughter. I dropped a sympathy card into the card box with only the groom’s name on it and I stuffed about thirty other envelopes in the box with each envelope containing an envelope sized piece of cardboard from beer cases. It has the same thickness as a regular greeting card and become a pain in the arse opening them because there is nothing in them and there’s no name associated with it.

I have no idea what happened during the second paragraph you wrote but how did you end up engaged 3 times before your first marriage?
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7050 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:08 pm to
Mine did die and I did not go to the funeral. But to each his own.
It’s a personal decision.
This post was edited on 7/9/22 at 7:10 pm
Posted by 32footsteps
Member since Oct 2017
275 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:06 pm to
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I have no idea what happened during the second paragraph you wrote but how did you end up engaged 3 times before your first marriage?


It’s real simple. I asked two girls to marry me and we didn’t get married, we split up before the wedding. I was 21 years old with the first one, I was 29 years old with the second, and got married at the age of 37.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:08 pm to
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I asked two girls to marry me and we didn’t get married, we split up before the wedding.

Thanks that cleared it up
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12505 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:08 pm to
Ex Gf - nope not going. I honestly probably wouldn’t know about it in time to make it for most of them.
Ex wife - I will 100% be there. To support my son and him losing his mother. But also to make sure she’s actually dead and prevent her mom from trying to resurrect her with some voodoo shite.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78650 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:16 pm to
I do what my heart tells me to do. No woman ( wife girlfriend mother daughter) has anything to do with my decision logic. I do what I feel is right, a woman’s feelings are irrelevant. I could definitely see myself going to the funeral of an ex.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10880 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:52 pm to
How else are you gonna cop one last feel?
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