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re: Hypothetical: you’re married & a former close girlfriend dies - do you go to the funeral?

Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:59 pm to
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10487 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:59 pm to
What's it called when you want to frick dead people? That's what you have, freak.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5703 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:02 pm to
Might as well get one more image of her for the highlight reel.
Posted by CPTDCKHD
Member since Sep 2019
1480 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:03 pm to
Nope.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10310 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

former close girlfriend
Why would you be married and still close to someone you previously dated?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98814 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:18 pm to
Yes.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175895 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

Why would you be married and still close to someone you previously dated?


if the wife starts to gain weight you need an exit strategy
Posted by hellsu
Northshore via Westbank
Member since Jan 2009
3951 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Hypothetical: you’re married & a former close girlfriend dies - do you go to the funeral?


As long as you don't climb into the coffin and commit Necrophilia you should be good.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27068 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

How do you know what the deceased know or feel?


I don’t.

With that said, this board is overwhelming Christian, with agnostic/atheist coming in as a distant second. Christian dogma holds that those in heaven are so rapt in ecstasy that who attends their funeral is utterly irrelevant. And if there is no afterlife, then it obviously doesn’t matter.

The only commonly considered scenario in which the deceased would care who attended their funeral is in a gloomy specter-esque paradigm. And that’s just too depressing to even consider.

Anything else?
Posted by bpinson
Ms
Member since May 2010
2668 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 10:43 pm to
If she swallowed, yes. If not, no. Does she have a younger sister?
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