re: Hypothetical-would you rather your kid be a Juggalo, or a Brony? Or Juggalony

Posted by Commandeaux

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:10 pm to fr33manator

Brony hands down.

A brony could be smart, have a college degree, and pay taxes.

There is absolutely no way a Juggalo can be/do either of these things.

Posted by dawgfan24348

Member since Oct 2011

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:10 pm to tween the hedges

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what is a juggalo?

Idiots who worship Insane Clown Possy They wear black and white make up on their face and are usually fat and trashy as hell.

quote:
What's a Brony?

Potential pedophile who watches My Little Pony and collects all the toys and dvd's. Also watches pony porn.

So it's either raise a trash kid who will knock up some nasty skank at 18 or raise an insanely geeky kid who will never give you a grandchild

This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 4:12 pm

Posted by NbamaTiger90

Member since Sep 2012

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:11 pm to Ric Flair

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raise his kid with fetal alcohol syndrome

Not sure which is worse, this or some 32 yr old virgin living in the basement fricking a stuffed toy.

Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:11 pm to Commandeaux

How about a normal person?

Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:11 pm to Clyde Tipton

Posted by La Place Mike

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:14 pm to fr33manator

I really have to choose? I would say a brony. I came tothis conclusion after checking out Google images of a Jugalo Gathering and Bronycon. The girls at Bronycon are much cleaner looking.

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Posted by Fun Bunch

New Orleans

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:19 pm to La Place Mike

A juggalo is going to do meth, get arrested, and just be a worthless piece of shite.

The brony at least has some shot of contributing to society.

Brony. By a lot.

Posted by xXLSUXx

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:20 pm to fr33manator

Can we choose to not play this game?

Posted by Flair Chops

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:23 pm to fr33manator

juggalo

Posted by fr33manator

Baton Rouge

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:23 pm to xXLSUXx

once you opened the thread, you entered into an infernal contract.

I'm sorry. now answer.

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Posted by Creamer

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:24 pm to La Place Mike

Why are all jugalos fat?

Posted by WDE24

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:27 pm to fr33manator

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but if you had to choose one or the other

I don't like limiting my son and pretending that he can't be a jubrony.

Posted by Clark W Griswold

THE USA

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:28 pm to fr33manator

Brony. At least they don't all beat off to it and some have families and otherwise normalish lives. Sorta. Juggalos will not be welcome at Christmas.

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Posted by Count Chocula

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:30 pm to Clark W Griswold

shite, I'm just happy I dont know what either one of those are?

Posted by xXLSUXx

New Orleans, LA

Member since Oct 2010

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:30 pm to fr33manator

quote:
once you opened the thread, you entered into an infernal contract.

I'm sorry. now answer.

I'm going with Juggalo. I feel like he's more likely to grow out of that than MLP.

Posted by Pettifogger

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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:30 pm to Clark W Griswold

I guess I'd say brony. I thought a brony was some sort of Jersey slur, I had no idea there was a cult following of my little pony dorks.

Anyway, they seem like anime losers looking for something else to do. Weird as hell for sure, but the ICP people are worse.