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Hypothetical: On a scale of 1-10 how far are you from being a real-life Dexter?

Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:13 am
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
15795 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:13 am
Meaning normal life by day, taking out society's trash or anyone that you deem unworthy of oxygen by night.

1 being "OMG, I could never!"
and 10 being "I actually made my second kill last night"

I think I'm about a 6. I think about it sometimes and it seems more appealing than acquiring money and things, but I have a young family and too much to lose. If that changes, all bets are off and the world will be a slightly better place every time the sun comes up.


Obviously hypothetical, since everyone here is a 1, including myself..No need to put people on lists, here.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130087 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:14 am to
No comment

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This post was edited on 4/18/22 at 11:24 am
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85096 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:14 am to
I'm exhausted all the time from my everyday life already

I don't need more responsibilities

Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
18286 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:14 am to
15
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11640 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:15 am to
Nice try, law man.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66107 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:15 am to
Not today Mr. G-man.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102254 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:17 am to
Not a Dexter but some days I'm about this far from starring in a youtube road rage video.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114073 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:18 am to
I think I’m daily pretty close to about a 9
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
4081 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:19 am to
Far too much work hiding bodies and murders. Then if you get caught you head to federal prison all to get rid of some lowlifes.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14156 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:21 am to


Posted by jackieMoon55
Member since Feb 2018
822 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:22 am to
Normally 1-2, driving in BR around 5 PM a 12
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45471 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:22 am to
quote:

No need to put people on lists, here.

You mean other than the dumbass who posts about murdering people every single night, right?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102496 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:24 am to
Higher than a 1 and less than a 10.

Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
20490 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:26 am to
I could easily check in about an 8
Of course this is swayed due my truck recently being vandalized.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130087 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:28 am to
We should grant some sort of letter of marque thing, like they did with privateers.

As long as someone is removing the scumbags, they get immunity.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
45943 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:29 am to
7
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16780 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Far too much work hiding bodies.


Most of the ones needing to be shot don't need their dead bodies hidden. It's time the "ain't seen nuthin" response starts working in everyone's favor.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281847 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:33 am to
I've always loved the idea. I don't think I would actually do it unless it was something personal.
Posted by Foreskinski
Member since Dec 2005
1054 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:57 am to
Dexter had a code. I'm not disciplined enough to follow a code. I'd just kill whoever pissed me off that day. Not to mention that I'm lazy and the cleanup would be a PITA
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
15795 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

the cleanup would be a PITA



As long as you do it outdoors in a remote spot and aren't an idiot, nature will do the work for you.
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