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re: Hunter escapes attack by shoving arm down bear's throat
Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:20 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:20 pm to Darth_Vader
Fight or Flight. He fought. 
I would've died right there.
I would've died right there.
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:27 pm to Darth_Vader
The Bear Choked.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:29 pm to Darth_Vader
I saw a whole bunch of bears choke in Gainesville on Saturday.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:30 pm to retired trucker
quote:
but the word bear flashes me back to the english bulldog chasing 2 bears off the owners property...
that was a Frenchie!
and two very young bear cubs.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:32 pm to Darth_Vader
I wonder who in the world figured out that sticking your arm down a bear's through was the way to go?
Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:33 pm to Agforlife
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Hunted that same area myself, never saw a bear, thank goodness. Ballsy move dude
I was in this area last month. No lions, but I did see s big arse mountain lion at a distance. Spoke to a local who shot one in his house last year after it barged in after his dog.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:34 pm to DoUrden
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I wonder who in the world figured out that sticking your arm down a bear's through was the way to go?
some poor trapper years ago who didn't have a gun or a knife, bullets, or even a stick. Self preservation is wonderful motivator.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:37 pm to Count Chocula
quote:A 1,400 pound polar bear would have fricked him with his big bear dick.
a 1200 pound Kodiak brown bear would have just bitten it off.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 12:56 pm to blueboy
That's some funny shite rt there
Posted on 10/6/15 at 1:07 pm to Christopher Columbo
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I saw a whole bunch of bears choke in Gainesville on Saturday.
how does this only have 2 upvotes? That's freaking awesome!!!!
Posted on 10/6/15 at 1:19 pm to saint amant steve
quote:And Twinks too
So bears have a pretty bad gag reflex, huh? That sucks for all of the male bears out there.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 2:23 pm to Darth_Vader
I did this exact same thing one time, except I carried it one step further. I ran my arm all the way back to his tail, grabbed it, and in one quick motion jerked the bear wrong side out.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 2:31 pm to LSU Tiger Bob
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wrong side out.
I was 20 years old before I discovered that "wrongsideouterds" was more than one word.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 2:33 pm to ChineseBandit58
It's a whole different ballgame when what you're hunting can hunt you back. Gotta pay to play.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 3:14 pm to Darth_Vader
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He was only 3 feet from the bear when he noticed it. He said the grizzly had been sleeping and didn't see him coming, possibly because of the snow, rain and 30 to 40 mph winds.
Dellwo said he only had time to take a few steps back before the bear knocked him off his feet and bit his head.
"He let go, but he was still on top of me roaring the loudest roar I have ever heard," Dellwo said.
The bear then bit Dellwo's leg and shook him, tossing him in the air. As the bear came at the man again, Dellwo recalled a story he read in a magazine.
"I remembered an article that my grandmother gave me a long time ago that said large animals have bad gag reflexes," he said. "So I shoved my right arm down his throat."
The advice worked, and the bear left.
quote:
Dellwo rejoined his brother, who drove him to a hospital.
Damn son..... Like a BOSS.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 3:42 pm to Darth_Vader
Thank God our mascot isn't a fricking bear. What a pussy animal. Now no human will be scared of them, we've exploited their weakness. They might as well go extinct.
Tigers all damn day! Try and put your arm in Mike's mouth and see what happens
Tigers all damn day! Try and put your arm in Mike's mouth and see what happens
Posted on 10/6/15 at 3:48 pm to Darth_Vader
I would have tried to shove a stick or something down his throat before my arm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:20 pm to REB BEER
A guy I hunt with owns a forestry service. They were cutting some timber on a hillside that was too steep for the timberjack so they were cutting by hand (with chainsaws). A big sow (hog) charged one of the guys and he killed it with his chainsaw.
That was pretty good but a guy who fights off a bear in hand to hand combat wins the cake.
That was pretty good but a guy who fights off a bear in hand to hand combat wins the cake.
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