re: Hugh Hefner reportedly dumped casket of A-list sex tapes into the ocean before he died

We have already seen Hers

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Gee... I really can’t put my finger on why society is so fricked today. Any ideas guys?

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Collegedropout

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People in Cali are like....

fricking idiot! Polluting the waters! Who cares if someone got their dick wet.

Of course an aggy would like to see a man get deeper.

Let's play a game. Name that A Lister

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1. former A+ list mostly television actress who does a lot of infomercials
2. former A list mostly movie actress who recently had a birthday and who has a barely there celebrity offspring
3. former A- list mostly television actress/model who had to replace one of the biggest stars ever
4. Former A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee and has an almost as famous offspring.
5. Former A- list Cinemax late night actress who is married to a permanent A lister and foreign born Bond girl both having sex, with each other and snorting coke.
6. The unnamed face behind a lot of recent blinds snorting cocaine with this one named icon. The icon was also captured with a horrible boob job.
7.This former A list mostly television actor who always played a cop and was partnered with a sexual predator getting oral sex from some female.
8. Former A+ list mostly movie actress with the unique voice drunk, in 1980s polaroids, nude with a skinny man I cannot recognize.
9. Former A- list mostly movie actress who made her fame in a certain type of 70's films swimming nude, no implants needed! Wow.
10. A former Playmate who you will never get so I'm not going to bother having sex with a still alive permanent A+ list producer.
11. This foreign born former A- list syndicated actress who got her start getting naked, very young, before implants, and nude in a video having sex with PM.
12. A celebrity offspring of celebrity offspring in an acting family in early 1980s, in grainy video, masturbating graphically in front of PM on a overstuffed sofa. Then I saw a jaw-dropper that made me uncomfortable. #12 when she was young, teenage young, at a party with a very young former A+ list mostly movie actress who still has A+ list name recognition despite not doing much for decades – looked in her early teens. Some are Polaroid photos of the two drinking and kissing each other. French kissing each other, with people around watching. Both were clothed – not nude. Must have been 20 pictures of them drinking, dancing, and licking/kissing each other with dancing adults around them. This was the only thing there that looked sketchy, but they weren't nude. In fact, you could see that from her years before (her first movie) in a cinema. Makes me afraid to wonder what else they did though?
13. Former WH official who is a talking head now, in swim trunks with a nude model you won't get sitting astride him, kissing him.
14. Famous nude model who got murdered, having sex, riding PM in his bed.
15. Clear video of former news kingpin/sports owner in a robe beside a pool smoking a joint and laughing with two nude models.
16. A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be about a B+ but has that A list iconic character and show to fall back on topless, underneath a waterfall, and standing beside a pool making faces at a photographer topless in just a bikini bottom. Photos from the 1990s.
17. Former A+ list reality star and her mom both looking drunk or drugged, dancing in lingerie and falling over each other and others. Photos from a party, and the last few photos showed the celebrity daughter totally nude, wasted, standing atop a table.

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That dude lived the dream

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This post has 3 downvotes. I bet the three people that downvoted this post wear whitey tighties and make sure all the lights are off when they make love to their boyfriend.

Congratulations, you made it almost 2 whole days without talking shite about Aggies on a message board for fans of schools your school does not play.

fricking dork.

ETA: N/m, just saw on another thread that you didn't even make it one day. fricking dork.

Shocker.

A leftist for whom not trashing the ocean is required of everyone else.

13. Henry Kissinger
14. Anna Nicole Smith
17. Kardashian and Kendall Jenner (Mom)

The A list country music star must be Dolly Parton. The quote they are real and glorious is a dead give away.