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re: How would you explain wireless internet to people from the 1800's

Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by mahdragonz
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:54 pm to
It's like writing letters but a lot faster.
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:55 pm to
I would ask them if they wanted to look at huge Abe Lincoln bushes from the pleasure of your feathered bed
Posted by CrownTownHalo
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:56 pm to
Why would,I need to do that?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:56 pm to
Depends if you were talking to a scientist or a layman. Charles Babbage had developed a prototype mechanical device that solved differential equations by 1821. He would be quick to grasp the concept.
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:58 pm to
what is that? ive never heard the bit before but it sounds like it should be nate bargatze
Posted by TigerFred
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:09 pm to
First you have to teach them about wires
Posted by MrWalkingMan
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

How would you explain wireless internet to people from the 1800's


An invention that will someday be used to destroy the very nation you’ve worked to build
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:11 pm to
"It be witchery!"
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:15 pm to
Just show them some porn. They will take it from there.
Posted by TomBuchanan
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:20 pm to
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Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:21 pm to
I'd just pull out my phone and show them porn.
Posted by RidiculousHype
The Hatch
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:26 pm to
Bonus:
How would a person from the 2200’s explain their inventions to us?
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:28 pm to
I would explain to them how I ordered noise cancelling headphones and pizza online, AND had them delivered to my house without having to talk to anyone. Awesome.
Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:28 pm to
You had better start off one-on-one with a visionary of sorts lest you be deemed a heretic or charlatan and thrown into a dungeon or worse.

Unless you are very well versed in the language and knowledge of that time and likewise well versed in the workings of the internet, you would be doomed to failure.

But, damn, I would like to try.
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:28 pm to
Tubes
Posted by thelawnwranglers
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:33 pm to
Tell them about porn and move on
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:34 pm to
It’s the devil and magic
Posted by PowerTool
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:45 pm to
I would blame it on the Whigs.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 9:46 pm to
It depends on which people from part of the 1800's. Assuming they were scientists or engineers, I would go over the advances in mathematics, EM physics since then. Then give'm a crash course in symbolic logic, then using their equipment I would build a crude CPU and dot matrix display to create a dick picture. This would bootstrap the process building machines that could read and write the data one broadcasts over a wireless network.

I would go across the ocean, repeat the same process, then while both teams were refining the prototypes, I would teach them how to design the programming languages for each layer of the architecture, as I instructed them in network theory.

I'd go check on them every few weeks and after a while, I would show them how to run their wireless networks properly and warn them of the perils of social media.

If it were not a scientists or engineers, I'd find something to do with them. Probably teach them modern football or show them how electricity or combustion works.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 10:03 pm to
Super fast telegraph that can send photographs, signatures, business transactions, etc., but without wires.
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