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re: How ugly does a gurl have to be for you to turn down sex
Posted on 7/17/17 at 10:22 pm to iliveinabox
Posted on 7/17/17 at 10:22 pm to iliveinabox
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So, you like your girls to frick you..?
Are you saying you don't
Posted on 7/17/17 at 10:23 pm to Rize
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you have never fricked a chick this hot.
Did you ask because you never have and assume all haven't?
Posted on 7/17/17 at 10:24 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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tonyoyr
Did anyone else read it in their heads as if they had downs syndrome after this word?
Posted on 7/17/17 at 10:25 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
A chick doesn't necessarily have to be good looking to be sexy.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 10:35 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
She has to be dead for me turn her down
Posted on 7/17/17 at 10:52 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
[quote]Did you ask because you never have and assume all haven't?[/quote
I never have but pecker, golden nugget, and supersaint have for sure. My question was have you?
I'm also going to say that Walt OReilly has a temperature gauge instead of a dead or alive.
I never have but pecker, golden nugget, and supersaint have for sure. My question was have you?
I'm also going to say that Walt OReilly has a temperature gauge instead of a dead or alive.
This post was edited on 7/17/17 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:51 am to LurkerTooLong
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How long of a drought am I in?
This factored in with how much alcohol and how late is it?
This algorithm is the answer.
I'm sure it's similar for women. Though an ugly woman still has better options than an ugly guy.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:57 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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she's begging for it
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Says she'll drive over tonyoyr place
Not letting this hypothetical desperate ugly chick come to my place. Nope nope nope. Never get rid of her.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:02 am to 3deadtrolls
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Not letting this hypothetical desperate ugly chick come to my place. Nope nope nope. Never get rid of her.
Yeah. I actually had to move in a scenario like this.
Would come home with notes taped to my door.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:05 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
depends if I've been drinking or not. I'm not sure there is anyone my drunk self would turn down
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:06 am to Walt OReilly
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She has to be dead for me turn her down
bullshite! You'll take them any way you can get them.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:39 am to MMauler
I'll pass on fat WELL before I pass on ugly.
Fat people disgust me, but I got nothing against ugly folks as I'm pretty much one of em.
Fat people disgust me, but I got nothing against ugly folks as I'm pretty much one of em.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 4:50 am to Walt OReilly
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She has to be dead for me turn her down
Hell yea. Face down.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 6:33 am to baseballmind1212
"ANY woman can have ANY man if she puts her mind and Pu*** to it."
-Eddie Murphy-
-Eddie Murphy-
Posted on 7/18/17 at 7:11 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
in the dark, they all look the same
Posted on 7/18/17 at 7:18 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Arkansas Fan
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Were talking no pursuit necessary she's begging for it. Says she'll drive over tonyoyr place and leave afterwards How much of a dog does she have to be for you to say no
quote:Arkansas? Check
If there's grass on the field, play ball!
Illiterate & Poor Judgment Skills? Check
Pediophilly? Check
Note to Self:
If we eventually have to pay reparations to the descendants of African-American slaves, let's make sure to give them Arkansas.
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 7:19 am
Posted on 7/18/17 at 7:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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How much of a dog does she have to be for you to say no
First, I'm married to a beautiful woman I adore (25 years).
Second, my religious beliefs preclude me engaging in non marital sex.
That being said, my recollection from my younger days mean the answer is not so simple. See chart below.

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