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re: How to stumpbroke a cow
Posted on 6/14/24 at 10:24 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 6/14/24 at 10:24 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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Posted on 6/14/24 at 10:41 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Step #1
First you make a roux
First you make a roux
Posted on 6/14/24 at 10:46 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Same way you treesmack em.
With vigor and three times on the first few. The rest only take one.
With vigor and three times on the first few. The rest only take one.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 10:57 am to duckblind56
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Though you can find the term on google, etc. that refers to training a cow to stand still while being milked. .
Where the hell are YOU from???
Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:06 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Have you tried tying it to a stump or post a few times? Thats where I would start.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:16 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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How to stumpbroke a cow
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Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:48 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I did it when they were young and I could put their back legs in my rubber boots to keep them from running away.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:49 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Is this some LBGTQIABCXYZ thing?
Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:53 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Is this some weird aggie thing? Because it sounds like a weird aggie thing.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:54 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Tell her you love her OR convince her that she identifies as a ho.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:56 am to uaslick
quote:Best way but only works for the underage ones. Works for goats, sheep and Shetland ponies though.
put their back legs in my rubber boots to keep them from running away.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 12:25 pm to uaslick
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I did it when they were young and I could put their back legs in my rubber boots to keep them from running away.
I always heard my grandpa and his friends talking about this too growing up.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 12:26 pm to beerJeep
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First you gotta violently swivel their hips
This. Like most difficult situations in life, violence is the universal lube that greases the gears.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 1:10 pm to The Torch
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You Georgia Baws have problems
Don't put that shite on us.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:18 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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Don't put that shite on us.
NEVER be ashamed of where you come from and run away from your past!
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:42 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
What kind of redneck bullshite is this?
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:46 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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Thanks in advance for the tips
From experience - forget the cows. Sheep are the way to go. No stump needed.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:30 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
We use bovine rohipnol
Posted on 6/14/24 at 6:51 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Worked milking cows many years ago. The oldest son of the farm owner had one trained to move her tail aside while he stood on a stool and had at it,
They both seemed to enjoy it.
Until one day when the heifer took a shite on him while he was going at it.
We laughed. He got mad.
Years later he accidently stabbed himself in the heart trying to cut through a tough piece of meat, by pulling the large knife towards himself.
He died.
They both seemed to enjoy it.
Until one day when the heifer took a shite on him while he was going at it.
We laughed. He got mad.
Years later he accidently stabbed himself in the heart trying to cut through a tough piece of meat, by pulling the large knife towards himself.
He died.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 8:38 pm to Homesick Tiger
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From experience - forget the cows. Sheep are the way to go. No stump needed.
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