- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: How to stumpbroke a cow
Posted on 6/14/24 at 8:44 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 6/14/24 at 8:44 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I looked it up on the internet. You can go to prison for that. And then for the rest of your life, you won't be able to live closer than three miles from a school or day care.
0
Posted on 6/14/24 at 8:59 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Ask farmersonly.com
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:17 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
You can't legally stumpbroke a cow in the state of La. because having bestiality sex with a cow is illegal here. It doesn't even matter if the cow consents after you bring her a present.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:24 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:17 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I upvoted because I was curious enough to keep reading. Sounds like you need to tie the cow’s leg to a stump. You are aware this this won’t work on bulls right?
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:26 am to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:is this even legal?
stumpbroke a cow
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:34 am to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:
I just can't seem to get any of my cows stumpbroke,
Sounds like the art is officially dead. Just eat them like I do.
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:22 am to Homesick Tiger
quote:
From experience - forget the cows. Sheep are the way to go. No stump needed.
My grandpa always spoke fondly of sheep too. Thanks for sharing!
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:59 am to Violent Hip Swivel
You are so full of shite broke dick
Posted on 7/18/24 at 11:10 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Huge breakthrough this morning! We are both very happy.
Will post pics once I get them back from the photographer!
Will post pics once I get them back from the photographer!
Posted on 7/18/24 at 12:15 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:
It is turning into a lost art form and I fear that it may become one of those traditions that's completely lost 20 or 30 years from now. My great grandfather was the best in the county and my grandpa also was extremely efficient.
I just can't seem to get any of my cows stumpbroke, however. How did you stumpbroke your first cow? I feel as if I can get the first one stumpbroke, the rest will fall in line.
Thanks in advance for the tips
This is genuinely funny. Of course I grew up and live in the country so that might have something to do with it.
Posted on 7/18/24 at 4:51 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
My first time out turned into an utter disaster.
Page 3 of 3
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News