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Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:19 am to LSU Coyote
as many kids as there are today without fathers or legit male role models, this is actually good advice. I hate a weak or unenthusiastic handshake.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:20 am to HempHead
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Why the frick does that video even exist.
I agree. However, I will say, I hate when some schmuck grips before the back of our hands meet, resulting in them having a hand full of my fingers only. Oddly enough, this is never done by women. I will invariably pull back and say, oh no, I'm gonna get a better grip on you than that. What is so hard about waiting for your index/thumb corners meeting together before closing?
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:21 am to LSU Coyote
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shake a
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hand
Well, I have never......
That's akin to attempted murder ever since 2020. Careful, you're liable to catch some knuckles or worse if you go around hand shaking all willy-nilly.
This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 11:22 am
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:23 am to LSU Coyote
Can't stand a man with a "dead fish" handshake
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:24 am to Tiger-Striped-Bass
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agree. However, I will say, I hate when some schmuck grips before the back of our hands meet, resulting in them having a hand full of my fingers only. Oddly enough, this is never done by women. I will invariably pull back and say, oh no, I'm gonna get a better grip on you than that. What is so hard about waiting for your index/thumb corners meeting together before closing?
To this day my mother ridicules any man with a "dead fish" handshake. She says they aren't worth much and you can't count on them for anything. It legitimately offends her.
This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 11:24 am
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:25 am to LSU Coyote
is this where we are now in society. need instructional videos on how to give a handshake.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:28 am to HempHead
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Why the frick does that video even exist.
To teach cucks how to shake hands. It's necessary.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:30 am to HempHead
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Even if that is the case, you're presented with countless situations in which to shake hands from a young age. If your handshake sucks you know it.
I had a Pops and uncles who would teach you how to shake hands via pain. One of my great uncles seemed to want to inflict pain every single time, and it was worse if you didn't squeeze back. Another uncle had hands as big as catcher's mitts. Shaking his hand was a challenge and he knew it.
I've taken a similar approach with a couple of my cousins. They're big ol' baws, but shake hands like sissies. So, I do what the older folks did to me. They're learning.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:36 am to finchmeister08
That king of the hill episode would make some people on this board melt if it came out today.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:37 am to LSU Coyote
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How to shake a man's hand.
Most normal men pick this up early on in life. If this is so difficult that it requires youtube video instruction, I recommend a simple bow from the waist. Try it facing the other way.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:37 am to MugMan
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I refuse to shake another man's hand because I know what I do with my own.
You're supposed to shake right hands.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:39 am to LSU Coyote
Why is the video maker raising his eyebrow at me?
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:42 am to tigerinthebueche
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as many kids as there are today without fathers or legit male role models, this is actually good advice. I hate a weak or unenthusiastic handshake.
When I was in college I worked for BREC and ran the summer day camp for Hooper Rd Park. This was back in the late 80's and even then most of the kids came from broken homes.
I made a point of teaching all the kids, boys and girls, how to properly shake hands. I'd say less than 15% of them had any clue. Yeah, they were kids, but it's never too soon to teach social mores and behaviors.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:49 am to texag7
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Guys that try to crush your hand are insecure
I have a customer that does this, I’m about yay close to asking what his fricking problem is.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:51 am to texag7
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Guys that try to crush your hand are insecure
I have a fairly soft handshake. I can also close a captains of crush 2.5 and I'm working toward the 3.
When one of these manlets does this, I just find a reason for us to shake hands again.
Probably 50 year old plant baw who hunted with my grandfathers pulled this shite the other day at tractor supply. Told my wife to watch his face when we go to leave

Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:53 am to X123F45
That is one of the most ghey stories ever.
You sound just like the opposing force.
You sound just like the opposing force.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:54 am to LSU Coyote
Anything you disapprove of is likely the right way to go, dog raper.
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