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How to keep the marriage fresh

Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:10 pm
Posted by InBRagainstmywill
Member since Jul 2021
133 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:10 pm
How the hell are you supposed to keep your relationship fresh and fun when you're too tired in the evenings to do anything but feed the kids and watch TV?

Best advice?
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:11 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22012 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:11 pm to
Take her to the community pool.
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:11 pm to
Take your wife to the community pool.

ETA: Oates got it first. I’ll change my answer to “watch midget clown porn together.”
This post was edited on 7/18/21 at 9:13 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7304 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
Deep tissue massage.
Posted by SemiNoblePursuit
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1481 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
Tell her that if she puts out more, you’ll give her your Tigerdroppings handle
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9330 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
Just don’t let her exchange numbers with a baw at the community pool
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
Change out wives every seven years. Thank me later.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41809 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
Role Play
Date night

Swing
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7865 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

Take your wife to the community pool.


But buy her a burner phone so the whole OT doesn’t have to hear your excuses for being a cuck
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6495 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

PIIHB


came here to post this. congrats on the W and warmest regards, good sir.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6919 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
eat some gummies and break open a bottle of wine
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48237 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
Nothing wrong with watching TV together in the evenings. You don't always have to be engaged in conversation.

But dedicate some time away from the kids together. Date night, vacations with no kids etc. Whatever you can afford and works for y'all.
This post was edited on 7/18/21 at 9:15 pm
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3678 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:13 pm to
Pegging
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53330 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

How to keep the marriage fresh

I go to the community pool and hit on milfs.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33789 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:14 pm to
Colette's
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:14 pm to
Mind numbing massages
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

I’ll change my answer to “watch midget clown porn together.”

You say that like that isn't a normal Tuesday, square.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16620 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

How the hell are you supposed to keep your relationship fresh and fun when you're too tired in the evenings to do anything but feed the kids and watch TV?




Marriage isn’t always fun, especially when the kids are young. Regular date nights and weekend trips every few months seem to work ok.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9747 posts
Posted on 7/18/21 at 9:15 pm to
"Friday Night Blues"

He's been working all week he's got mental fatigue and that old couch sure looks fine
All week he's been gone she's been sitting alone slowly going out of her mind
As he kicks off his shoes for the six o'clock news she's getting all prettied up
While she's wanting to boogie he wants to lay there she's got the Friday night blues

Oh, those Friday night blues they get in your shoes and they work to get you down
Aw, and there ain't a lady that I ever knew who didn't need her a night on the town
But the hills and the bills and a week full of deals has got him feeling used
While he's kicking his shoes off she's putting hers on 'cause she's got the Friday night blues



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