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How to kangaroo-proof your garden
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:02 pm
Mrs. Allen and I decided to purchase some real estate abroad. We decided on Lake George near Bungendore, Australia. A close friend said “you’ll never grow a garden here!” He had a point – too cold, too hot, too windy, too dry … and then there’s that ‘Bywong clay’. And, as it turned out, there was also more than a handful of kangaroos.
Any tips would be greatly appreciated.
TIA
Any tips would be greatly appreciated.
TIA
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:03 pm to Paul Allen
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Mrs. Allen
Your mother right ?
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:03 pm to Paul Allen
Kangaroo Garden sounds like a great name for an indie band.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:04 pm to Paul Allen
You have an unhealthy need for people to pay attention to you.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:04 pm to kingbob
As does Bywong Clay
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:05 pm to Paul Allen
Is this supposed to be funny?
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:06 pm to Fun Bunch
This thursday night at the Gasa Gasa its:
Kangaroo Garden
Bungendore
and Bywong Clay
Doors open at 9, show at 10
I can see it now
Kangaroo Garden
Bungendore
and Bywong Clay
Doors open at 9, show at 10
I can see it now
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:06 pm to Paul Allen
This sounds like a metaphor for your wife’s barren womb. If the land down under is barren, you can always adopt bro.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:07 pm to Paul Allen
Here's your attention. Now will you please go away?
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:07 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
Mrs. Allen and I decided to purchase some real estate abroad. We decided on Lake George near Bungendore, Australia.
No you didn't.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:11 pm to Paul Allen
With a conspicuous, succinct, frank inflection in your voice, shout at them in a most vociferous manner, “I say, kangaroos! Off you go, you insipid mongrels.”
If this doesn’t work you may have to bring in Raul and his elite pest control team.
If this doesn’t work you may have to bring in Raul and his elite pest control team.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:12 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
He had a point – too cold, too hot, too windy, too dry
The wind wiped out my cucumbers and squash last year.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:13 pm to Paul Allen
I've actually passed through Bungendore in 2003. It's nice country down there. It's not far from Canberra, which I thought was a pretty nice city. As far as the roos, I don't know what to tell you other than they are like the deer of Australia - bastards will jump right out in front of your car and total it.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:14 pm to S
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:16 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
How to kangaroo-proof your garden
Play some Barry White, they can't resist.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:20 pm to TheFonz
quote:But unlike deer, they'll kick your arse too
I've actually passed through Bungendore in 2003. It's nice country down there. It's not far from Canberra, which I thought was a pretty nice city. As far as the roos, I don't know what to tell you other than they are like the deer of Australia - bastards will jump right out in front of your car and total it.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:27 pm to MontyFranklyn
They’re definitely aggressive
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:29 pm to Paul Allen
Basically don't be a pussy.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:30 pm to Paul Allen
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How to kangaroo-proof your garden
You can always call this guy
ETA Someone beat me to it by 1 minute
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 4/2/18 at 12:31 pm to Paul Allen
You chose a website based in Baton Rouge to ask a question about kangaroo prevention?
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 12:32 pm
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