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How to eat an elephant
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:01 am
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:01 am
I was watching some strange show on humans who eat strange shite last night. Some people would eat their hair and pull their eye lids out and eat them. It was all strange; but it did get me thinking:
What is the biggest thing you think a human could eat? A battleship? F-250?
I mean if you were able to grind a 757 jet down into powdered form; you could just mix it with water and drink the damn thing every day.
What's the biggest thing a human person could eat without dying?
Fatties or not.
What is the biggest thing you think a human could eat? A battleship? F-250?
I mean if you were able to grind a 757 jet down into powdered form; you could just mix it with water and drink the damn thing every day.
What's the biggest thing a human person could eat without dying?
Fatties or not.
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Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:05 am to Errerrerrwere
Go drunk you're home.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:07 am to kywildcatfanone
Not yet, my dear friend.
Up early and got to thinking
Up early and got to thinking
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:09 am to Errerrerrwere
Some of the shite that gets posted to this board baffles me.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:11 am to JG77056
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Some of the shite that gets posted to this board baffles me.
I agree.
So what do you think?
A home? Can someone survive eating their home?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:24 am to Errerrerrwere
Did u know a hyena will eat an elephant starting from his a-hole and working his way in from there? How nasty!
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:33 am to Errerrerrwere
quote:
A home? Can someone survive eating their home?
Are you talking like in one sitting, or over a lifetime? Who the frick wakes up in the morning and decides to eat their home?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:40 am to zmanthetigerfan
No not one sitting
For arguement's sake; say he has his entire lifetime.
But eating it could/ may cause death. Therefore, must be incorporated in the discussion.
For arguement's sake; say he has his entire lifetime.
But eating it could/ may cause death. Therefore, must be incorporated in the discussion.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:45 am to Errerrerrwere
quote:
How to eat an elephant
One bite at a time.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:04 am to Errerrerrwere
Lets say you eat 2000kcal a day for 72 years. Thats 51840000 that time span and 1 mcdonalds burger is 300kcal. That is 172800 burgers which would be as big as... a leerjet? I really cant fathom that many burgers 
. If you eat less calorie dense food I am sure you can eat a lot more, like cabbage.
. If you eat less calorie dense food I am sure you can eat a lot more, like cabbage.This post was edited on 12/11/15 at 6:06 am
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:09 am to Errerrerrwere
Some people just try too hard around here... 
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:09 am to CaptainsWafer
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How to eat an elephant
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One bite at a time.
This was my advice to my algebra class on how to solve a difficult problem
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:10 am to Old Money
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leerjet
Meerkat =/= Mearkat
Learjet =/= Leerjet
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:14 am to cubsfan5150
Well you can say I'm trying hard.
I say the human body is capable of doing some incredible things.
I mean the Gwanzonda chick last night ate every piece of hair on her body. Chewed the shite and swallowed it all.
Then I started thinking about hot dog eating contests and then had an idea that maybe someone could eat like a tractor or some shite.
So fack aff, pig
I say the human body is capable of doing some incredible things.
I mean the Gwanzonda chick last night ate every piece of hair on her body. Chewed the shite and swallowed it all.
Then I started thinking about hot dog eating contests and then had an idea that maybe someone could eat like a tractor or some shite.
So fack aff, pig
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:35 am to Errerrerrwere
I was hoping I would actually learn how to eat an elephant in this thread. I have a bunch of elephant meat in a few chest freezers that is about to go bad.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:38 am to Errerrerrwere
Eat anything in small enough increments with enough time in between and the human body can digest it.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:42 am to ManBearTiger
quote:FIFY
Eat almost anything in small enough increments with enough time in between and the human body can digest it.
Heavy metals and radioactive materials are calling in to beg to differ.
As to the OP: I always have answered it "Start with the tail and work forward." It's more of a rhetorical concept to be sure but I've eaten Ox Tail soup, elephant tail soup can't taste that much different from it.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:47 am to zmanthetigerfan
quote:
Who the frick wakes up in the morning and decides to eat their home?
I struggle with it every damn day. I made some poor design choices.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:54 am to Errerrerrwere
quote:
A battleship? F-250?
I mean if you were able to grind a 757 jet down into powdered form; you could just mix it with water and drink the damn thing every day.
Your body would shut down from the heavy metal toxicity with a quickness. If that didn't get you, you'd be riddled with cancer from all the PCBs.
To really answer your question, the biggest organism is likely the honey fungus that spreads across 2,200 acres underground.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:57 am to Errerrerrwere
Did you see the one where the woman ate her cremated husband like Fun Dip?
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