re: How to drink beer all night without getting drunk

Heard about it back in February from JK. Never tried it though because i can handle my liquor.

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What in the ever living frick is the point in drinking beer if not to get drunk?

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What in the ever living frick is the point in drinking beer if not to get drunk?

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I think it's the beer snobs way to savor the taste and flavor of the beer

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How to drink beer all night without getting drunk

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I also enjoy dry pumping my cock without climax for hours. This sounds like something I would enjoy.

damn straight. Once you venture out from Bud Light, there are reasons to drink tasty beer without having to get drunk. Think of wine lovers, but less pretentious.

I am no biochemist, but I feel like putting yeast in your stomach might cause a condition called "auto brewery syndrome".

Before you laugh:

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A 61-year-old man — with a history of home-brewing — stumbled into a Texas emergency room complaining of dizziness. Nurses ran a Breathalyzer test. And sure enough, the man's blood alcohol concentration was a whopping 0.37 percent, or almost five times the legal limit for driving in Texas.

There was just one hitch: The man said that he hadn't touched a drop of alcohol that day.

"He would get drunk out of the blue — on a Sunday morning after being at church, or really, just anytime," saysBarabara Cordell, the dean of nursing at Panola College in Carthage, Texas. "His wife was so dismayed about it that she even bought a Breathalyzer."

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Other medical professionals chalked up the man's problem to "closet drinking." But Cordell and Dr. Justin McCarthy, a gastroenterologist in Lubbock, wanted to figure out what was really going on.

So the team searched the man's belongings for liquor and then isolated him in a hospital room for 24 hours. Throughout the day, he ate carbohydrate-rich foods, and the doctors periodically checked his blood for alcohol. At one point, it rose 0.12 percent.

Eventually, McCarthy and Cordell pinpointed the culprit: an overabundance of brewer's yeast in his gut.

That's right, folks. According to Cordell and McCarthy, the man's intestinal tract was acting like his own internal brewery.

The patient had an infection withSaccharomyces cerevisiae, Cordell says. So when he ate or drank a bunch of starch — a bagel, pasta or even a soda — the yeast fermented the sugars into ethanol, and he would get drunk. 

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Jordan Belfort: You want a beer, pal?
Donnie Azoff: What are you drinkin'?
Jordan: I got this non-alcoholic shite...
Donnie: What's that?
Jordan: It's like a non-alcoholic beer. It's got no... no alcohol.
Donnie: It's a beer?
Jordan: Yeah, with no alcohol.
Donnie: But, you drink enough and... you drink a lot and it'll get you fricked up?
Jordan: No, there's no alcohol. That's the frickin' point.
Donnie: I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the frick you're talking about. I can get you beer if you want frickin' beer.
Jordan: I know, but I don't drink, remember? I don't drink anymore?
Donnie: What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fricked up. I love it.
Jordan: Yeah...
Donnie: How's being sober?
Jordan: It frickin' sucks.
Donnie: Boring, right?
Jordan: So boring. I'm gonna kill myself.

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Yep, back in the day, saw a SWIM that drank a 1/5th of tequila like it was coca-cola on this

I've figured it out as well. It's called O'Douls

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Easy. Act like BRgetthenet