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re: How to deal with women
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:29 am to FoodExit
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:29 am to FoodExit
Summary:
1) Women give guy friends bad advice about women
2) Avoid women with daddy issues
3) Be a man
4) Be a man
5) Be a man
6) Despite what they say, women are just as shallow as you
7) Avoid women with both daddy issues
8) Looks fade
9) Go to work - as a man that's the only choice you have!
1) Women give guy friends bad advice about women
2) Avoid women with daddy issues
3) Be a man
4) Be a man
5) Be a man
6) Despite what they say, women are just as shallow as you
7) Avoid women with both daddy issues
8) Looks fade
9) Go to work - as a man that's the only choice you have!
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Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:31 am to FoodExit
quote:
How to deal with women
Simply put - you can't. You should have asked the question, is it possible. Could have saved yourself a lot of typing.
This post was edited on 7/29/15 at 8:32 am
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:32 am to FoodExit
quote:
When you're slumped over crying in that beer over Suzy come back and read it. You'll be glad you did.
How'd you know her name was Suzy?
Posted on 7/29/15 at 8:40 am to FoodExit
Spot on.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:03 am to FoodExit
For those dogging, it's become a tradition to repost this here every year. It is good advice for young guys and even if you take it with a grain of salt, it should help change how you approach different aspects of women.
Give it a read if you're too cool.
Give it a read if you're too cool.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:33 am to FoodExit
One thing I can't agree with is the aspect toward the end there that you have to be good to all women (paramours) no matter what. It's a noble theory but in order to get what you need to make you happy, you probably have to step on a few toes along the way. To make the theory manifest, that means you could never have a purely physical relationship with a woman because as we all know, MOST women don't play that way. I left a few women in my wake back in the day that probably hate me now because I did what I had to do to shop the entire available pool and home in on the right choice. If I didn't allow myself to do that, I would have ended up with the wrong woman, gotten divorced somewhere down the line and ruined the lives of myself, her and any potential bambinos that would be caught in the mix.
Male / female relationships can be pretty dirty business. It has always been thus and always will be. There are no pat rules of methodology that can circumvent that fact.
"You love her. And she loves him. And he loves somebody else. You just can't win..."
Yep.
Male / female relationships can be pretty dirty business. It has always been thus and always will be. There are no pat rules of methodology that can circumvent that fact.
"You love her. And she loves him. And he loves somebody else. You just can't win..."
Yep.
This post was edited on 7/29/15 at 9:39 am
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:36 am to FoodExit
Cliff Notes...?
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:43 am to BRIllini07
Look at that long laundry list of shite you have to do. No wonder I prefer drugs and music to women these days.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:46 am to ell_13
quote:I read it...
Lol. No one will read this.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:47 am to FoodExit
If you care that much about what makes some broad tick you've already lost.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:56 am to FoodExit
Real advice:
Find yourself an honest woman.
Make sure she is utterly insatiable sexually.
Share common life outlooks.
Make sure to either be united in love of family, or you can be united in hatred.
Realise marriage is work.
Stimulate her heart.
Be a god forsaken insatiable viking pig in the sack.
Real shite.
Find yourself an honest woman.
Make sure she is utterly insatiable sexually.
Share common life outlooks.
Make sure to either be united in love of family, or you can be united in hatred.
Realise marriage is work.
Stimulate her heart.
Be a god forsaken insatiable viking pig in the sack.
Real shite.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:58 am to FoodExit
quote:
How to deal with women
Step1: Say yes dear
Step2: do whatever you wanted to do anyway
Step3: but bose noise cancelling headphones
Step4: tell her that her butt looks good that day
Step5: all is forgotten
Posted on 7/29/15 at 9:58 am to FoodExit
It bothers me there are 9 points and not 10.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:00 am to Pectus
quote:
It bothers me there are 9 points and not 10.
I believe there was a mildly OCD thread somewhere. I think your contribution is warranted.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:00 am to FoodExit
Real advice:
Find yourself an honest woman.
Make sure she is utterly insatiable sexually.
Share common life outlooks.
Make sure to either be united in love of family, or you can be united in hatred.
Realise marriage is work.
Stimulate her heart.
Be a god forsaken insatiable viking pig in the sack.
Real shite.
Find yourself an honest woman.
Make sure she is utterly insatiable sexually.
Share common life outlooks.
Make sure to either be united in love of family, or you can be united in hatred.
Realise marriage is work.
Stimulate her heart.
Be a god forsaken insatiable viking pig in the sack.
Real shite.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:00 am to BRIllini07
quote:
Women give guy friends bad advice about women
Learned this one far too late in the game.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:08 am to FoodExit
quote:
Some women shudder at the thought of a placid, pleasing life. It's a very rare thing, a woman at peace and comfortable with herself....so when you find one, say "I do" and keep her away from other women
my god...
that right there is chapter & verse scripture
the key to happiness in two sentences
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:26 am to Tortious
Yep. There's no textbook method to control/understand all women. They're basically a slightly more advanced version of children. If you're jumping through all these hoops trying to keep or acquire ho's, you're just going to end up unhappy and resentful.
Do things to better yourself for your own sake, not because of someone else. Happiness is not something you find as a result of a relationship. It's somethig you find on your own and bring to a relationship. You can be happy with someone and plan to spend the rest of your life with that person, while also knowing you were completely happy before the relationship.
Do things to better yourself for your own sake, not because of someone else. Happiness is not something you find as a result of a relationship. It's somethig you find on your own and bring to a relationship. You can be happy with someone and plan to spend the rest of your life with that person, while also knowing you were completely happy before the relationship.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:32 am to NIH
play close attention to #2, i learned the hard way on that one.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:39 am to FoodExit
Only the dumb fricks will say this has no merit. Some of the points are spot on.
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