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How to check if you shite your pants or not while driving

Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:00 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51657 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:00 pm
Quick I need to know. Asking for a friend.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106138 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:02 pm to
There's no mistaking it. You know.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:02 pm to
Ask you friend to pull down his pants and stick your fingers in his arse crack
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50967 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:02 pm to
Do you have nostrils?
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:03 pm to
Left hand on the wheel right hand digging from behind
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:04 pm to
This is ridiculous.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:04 pm to
When you're shifting out of first and you feel a juicy burst...
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40403 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:04 pm to
Move your butt side to side and listen for squishes.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:10 pm to
Do you really want to know? I think this is one of those "ignorance is bliss" situations. Just keep telling yourself it didn't happen and move on.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179947 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:12 pm to
turn your seat ac's on, try to air it out and dry it out, be easier to scrape out later.
Posted by KISS ARMY
Da parish brah
Member since Jan 2015
511 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:13 pm to
you should ask your boyfriend he will tell you since his head will be down there
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52590 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

How to check if you shite your pants or not while driving

Trust me, you'll know
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18467 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Quick I need to know. Asking for a friend.


Your "friend" is farting in 3D I see.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:57 pm to
How do you type out a post while driving, but can't stick a hand down your pants? In any case, it's a pull over situation. If you did, you're going to want to get that cleaned and not let anything get on your seats. I would imagine sh*t stained seats in the heat of a car during the summer do not leave a pleasant smell.
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 12:59 pm
Posted by ProfessionalAmateur
Member since Apr 2015
1022 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:04 pm to
Might want to stop by the ER to verify this.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:06 pm to
The real problem is you are posting and driving
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:10 pm to
How is this not a Killz thread?
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22673 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:28 pm to
Just keep pushing. If a soft, hot lump starts to form at the base of your arse, you've gone done and shite yourself.
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:39 pm to
Your fricking friend is dumber than you
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33920 posts
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:40 pm to
Squirm around a bit in your seat and if you hear a squish, you've struck brown gold
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