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How to check if you shite your pants or not while driving
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:00 pm
Quick I need to know. Asking for a friend.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:02 pm to TDsngumbo
There's no mistaking it. You know.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:02 pm to TDsngumbo
Ask you friend to pull down his pants and stick your fingers in his arse crack
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:03 pm to TDsngumbo
Left hand on the wheel right hand digging from behind
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:04 pm to TDsngumbo
When you're shifting out of first and you feel a juicy burst...
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:04 pm to TDsngumbo
Move your butt side to side and listen for squishes.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:10 pm to TDsngumbo
Do you really want to know? I think this is one of those "ignorance is bliss" situations. Just keep telling yourself it didn't happen and move on.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:12 pm to LucasP
turn your seat ac's on, try to air it out and dry it out, be easier to scrape out later.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:13 pm to TDsngumbo
you should ask your boyfriend he will tell you since his head will be down there
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:13 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:Trust me, you'll know
How to check if you shite your pants or not while driving
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:54 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
Quick I need to know. Asking for a friend.
Your "friend" is farting in 3D I see.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:57 pm to TDsngumbo
How do you type out a post while driving, but can't stick a hand down your pants? In any case, it's a pull over situation. If you did, you're going to want to get that cleaned and not let anything get on your seats. I would imagine sh*t stained seats in the heat of a car during the summer do not leave a pleasant smell.
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:04 pm to TDsngumbo
Might want to stop by the ER to verify this.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:06 pm to TDsngumbo
The real problem is you are posting and driving
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:10 pm to ksayetiger
How is this not a Killz thread? 
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:28 pm to TDsngumbo
Just keep pushing. If a soft, hot lump starts to form at the base of your arse, you've gone done and shite yourself.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:39 pm to ManBearTiger
Your fricking friend is dumber than you
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:40 pm to TDsngumbo
Squirm around a bit in your seat and if you hear a squish, you've struck brown gold
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