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re: How terrible is Chipotle?

Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
37279 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:38 pm to
That's not how food borne illness works.
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
29218 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Staphylococcus aureus 1 to 6 hours Meats and prepared salads, cream sauces, and cream-filled pastries. Can be spread by hand contact, coughing and sneezing.


LINK

You don't think I got this?
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:46 pm to
There is a certain amount of schadenfreude watching these self-righteous assholes have all their problems.
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
29218 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:49 pm to
Hey man, I am in no way self righteous on this topic. I hate all that organic bullshite.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59752 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:53 pm to
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There is a certain amount of schadenfreude watching these self-righteous assholes have all their problems.


Are they really that self-righteous? I guess I've never really paid that much attention to their advertising.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
284940 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:55 pm to
let me ask you this baw, did it keep you from work this morning?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57826 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:55 pm to
It's not that bad.
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:57 pm to
I think people throw around the "food poisoning" thing way too much. Just because you get the shits it doesn't mean that you had "food poisoning."

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This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3659 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 5:58 pm to
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One of the most overrated places out here in San Diego.


Why are you eating Chipotle in San Diego?
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
46655 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:18 pm to
So bad that I've never bothered to eat there.
Posted by Teufelhunden
Galvez, LA
Member since Feb 2005
5886 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:18 pm to
Holy shite, eating at a chipotle in San Diego is like eating at subway in New Orleans.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:20 pm to
Never had a bad experience
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57826 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:22 pm to
Chipotle in Hammond, Louisiana is one thing. San Diego on the other hand...
Posted by Canard Noir
Houston
Member since Apr 2014
1397 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:24 pm to
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It's actually quite delicious even though it makes my butthole blow up the following morning.


Sorry for the hijack but I have to know because I think it's bullshite. Is this really even a thing? Do people really claim that spicy food or Taco Bell or whatever automatically means you're running for the shitter in the morning? I can honestly say this has NEVER happened to me or anyone I'm close with. I won't be having liquid shite or a burning a-hole from anything I eat that wasn't laced with E coli or Salmonella. I say it's hyperbole, what say the OT?
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 6:30 pm
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160200 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:31 pm to
Asian Zing wings at Buffalo Wild Wings give me a fiery a-hole the next morning 100% of the time. I started calling it the Asian Zing Sting© because of its reliability.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14835 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:32 pm to
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The reason I hate Chipotle is because they're from Denver, but didn't introduce the world to green chili. Bastards.

I love Chipotle but that's a valid reason to hate them. Green chili is one of the best things about Colorado. Also the only chipotles at Chipotle are in the Tabasco.

And by the way, I've eaten at Chipotle literally hundreds of times and never had a problem.
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 6:35 pm
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
28386 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:33 pm to
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How terrible is Chipotle?


Not that terrible. I eat there some, and I have never gotten sick. Their tofu is great and it's the main reason I eat there.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24810 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:40 pm to
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I love Chipotle but that's a valid reason to hate them. Green chili is one of the best things about Colorado. Also the only chipotles at Chipotle are in the Tabasco.

And by the way, I've eaten at Chipotle literally hundreds of times and never had a problem.



Technically New Mexico, but Colorado has no shame in sharing the claim. And reallly, I was joking more than anything. I've eaten Chipotle a ton of times, and will have no problem doing it again in the future (when I'm in a place without decent burritos or Mexican food). I'd rather risk eating Chipotle and shitting myself, than eat McDonald's and know that I'll shite myself.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
35349 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:44 pm to
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Been there 10 times. No different than Moes or Qdoba. Fine for a $7 burrito


It is a lot better than Moes IMO, never been to Qdoba.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148071 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:48 pm to
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One of the most overrated places out here in San Diego.
you literally live in one of the two best places in the entire world to have a burrito and you eat chiptole?
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 6:49 pm
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