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re: How screwed would you be if everyone could hear your thoughts?

Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:32 am to
Posted by SlackMaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
2854 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:32 am to
I’d probably have fewer friends but those that remain would be those true, deep friendships for life.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2498 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:33 am to
I think everyone would be in trouble
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98935 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:34 am to
Single and unemployed were my first two thoughts as well
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38691 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:38 am to
A lot of women would know how screwed they could be
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:39 am to
See Poli board on how well that goes
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29814 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:42 am to
I think women would be generally shocked that I can't help but wonder what that little twinge on their face looks like when it slides in for the first time.

I think men would be a little worried about how often I contemplate murdering them.

...it would end...poorly.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12438 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:43 am to
I am Todd Hewitt. I am Todd Hewitt. I am Todd Hewitt.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8104 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:02 am to
quote:

I've always wanted to test that theory. Start out the night by approaching random women with "Hi. Wanna have sex?" Slapped 90% of the time, but probably get laid by the end of the night.


I had a buddy in college who practically did this. No shame or fear of rejection whatsoever. It was amazing to watch. If we were at a nightclub he’d walk up to a group of girls - “Wanna dance?” No
Turns to her friend…”Wanna dance?” No
Turns to other friend…”Wanna dance?”No
Moves on to the next group and repeats.
He’d hit on every girl in the place and always end up fricking one in his Porsche in the parking lot before the night was done.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:04 am to
quote:

How screwed would you be if everyone could hear your thoughts?

I verbalize my thoughts all the time
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36693 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:05 am to
Everyone would probably drop dead upon hearing mine, so maybe not such a good idea.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42246 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:06 am to
Completely and totally fricked. Inner monologue is the primary reason I’m vehemently against the neural link Musk is trying to develop.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20717 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:16 am to
quote:

He’d hit on every girl in the place and always end up fricking one in his Porsche in the parking lot before the night was done.


Chances increase dramatically the closer it gets to closing time.

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29814 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:35 am to
quote:

Everyone would probably drop dead upon hearing mine, so maybe not such a good idea.


We hired this petite little 22 year old last month. And I can't help but make the comparison to a fleshlight... Every time she walks in my office.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16384 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:37 am to
I have been told that.. If I like you.. you know it.. If I don't like you.. you know it...

I am no phony..

But only a fool tells you what he is thinking...
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6908 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:39 am to
would need to become a hermit
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
11726 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 2:51 pm to
They would either:

Lock me away, and throw away the key.
..or..
Instant firing squad.



No middle ground.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13131 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 3:13 pm to
Kurt Vonnegut wrote a short story in which everyone suddenly could hear everyone else's thoughts.

The result quickly was mass suicide.
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
3127 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:28 pm to
I’d be locked down like Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs 24/7/365 for the sake of humanity at large.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8442 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:56 pm to
Pushing 60 now, that particular filter has been disabled for quite a while now, and yet I still don't care and even better, you can't make me.

This post was edited on 1/1/23 at 8:52 pm
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12620 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:01 pm to
I think it really applies to everyone…lol.
Human nature to fantasize. I tell my therapist what I can without coming out as a creepy old man.
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