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Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:33 am to Blutarsky
I think everyone would be in trouble
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:34 am to Traveler
Single and unemployed were my first two thoughts as well
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:38 am to Blutarsky
A lot of women would know how screwed they could be
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:39 am to Blutarsky
See Poli board on how well that goes
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:42 am to Blutarsky
I think women would be generally shocked that I can't help but wonder what that little twinge on their face looks like when it slides in for the first time.
I think men would be a little worried about how often I contemplate murdering them.
...it would end...poorly.
I think men would be a little worried about how often I contemplate murdering them.
...it would end...poorly.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:43 am to Blutarsky
I am Todd Hewitt. I am Todd Hewitt. I am Todd Hewitt.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:02 am to Shexter
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I've always wanted to test that theory. Start out the night by approaching random women with "Hi. Wanna have sex?" Slapped 90% of the time, but probably get laid by the end of the night.
I had a buddy in college who practically did this. No shame or fear of rejection whatsoever. It was amazing to watch. If we were at a nightclub he’d walk up to a group of girls - “Wanna dance?” No
Turns to her friend…”Wanna dance?” No
Turns to other friend…”Wanna dance?”No
Moves on to the next group and repeats.
He’d hit on every girl in the place and always end up fricking one in his Porsche in the parking lot before the night was done.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:04 am to Blutarsky
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How screwed would you be if everyone could hear your thoughts?
I verbalize my thoughts all the time
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:05 am to Blutarsky
Everyone would probably drop dead upon hearing mine, so maybe not such a good idea.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:06 am to Blutarsky
Completely and totally fricked. Inner monologue is the primary reason I’m vehemently against the neural link Musk is trying to develop.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:16 am to TigrrrDad
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He’d hit on every girl in the place and always end up fricking one in his Porsche in the parking lot before the night was done.
Chances increase dramatically the closer it gets to closing time.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:35 am to davyjones
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Everyone would probably drop dead upon hearing mine, so maybe not such a good idea.
We hired this petite little 22 year old last month. And I can't help but make the comparison to a fleshlight... Every time she walks in my office.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:37 am to Blutarsky
I have been told that.. If I like you.. you know it.. If I don't like you.. you know it...
I am no phony..
But only a fool tells you what he is thinking...
I am no phony..
But only a fool tells you what he is thinking...
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:39 am to Blutarsky
would need to become a hermit
Posted on 12/31/22 at 2:51 pm to CSATiger
They would either:
Lock me away, and throw away the key.
..or..
Instant firing squad.
No middle ground.
Lock me away, and throw away the key.
..or..
Instant firing squad.
No middle ground.
Posted on 12/31/22 at 3:13 pm to Blutarsky
Kurt Vonnegut wrote a short story in which everyone suddenly could hear everyone else's thoughts.
The result quickly was mass suicide.
The result quickly was mass suicide.
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:28 pm to Blutarsky
I’d be locked down like Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs 24/7/365 for the sake of humanity at large.
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:56 pm to KirbySmartass
Pushing 60 now, that particular filter has been disabled for quite a while now, and yet I still don't care and even better, you can't make me.
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Posted on 12/31/22 at 7:01 pm to Blutarsky
I think it really applies to everyone…lol.
Human nature to fantasize. I tell my therapist what I can without coming out as a creepy old man.
Human nature to fantasize. I tell my therapist what I can without coming out as a creepy old man.
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