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How satisfying is nailing a big arse fly mid air with the swatter in the kitchen?
Posted on 6/11/25 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 6/11/25 at 5:55 pm
Get fricked!
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Posted on 6/11/25 at 5:58 pm to Frac the world
quote:10 out of 10
How satisfying is nailing a big arse
Posted on 6/11/25 at 5:59 pm to Frac the world
Its awesome. Growing up we had these big arse carpenter bees that would burrow into our wooden beams on the back porch and we'd use tennis rackets on em 
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:00 pm to Frac the world
Shooting some big arse horse flies with a bug a salt, underneath my patio cover, while drinking a beer is pretty damn satisfying as well.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:01 pm to Frac the world
I have an electrified tennis racket. Pop pop pop. Wasps catch fire though.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:01 pm to Frac the world
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:05 pm to Babewinkelman
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Shooting some big arse horse flies with a bug a salt, underneath my patio cover, while drinking a beer is pretty damn satisfying as well.
Damned right it is!
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:10 pm to Frac the world
Fly swatter is good... towel snapping their asses is even more satisfying. Sublime.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:12 pm to jiffyjohnson
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Growing up we had these big arse carpenter bees that would burrow into our wooden beams on the back porch and we'd use tennis rackets on em
We’d have these massive carpenter bees on my grandads back deck and we take turns wacking them mid air with tennis rackets!
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:13 pm to Frac the world
I prefer clapping above them and killing them when they fly into your hands. Makes you feel like some ninja matrix shite.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:26 pm to Frac the world
So fulfilling 
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:30 pm to Frac the world
Just as satisfying as crushing a wasp. I killed one by hitting him in mid air with a Bible. He was slain in the Spirit.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:33 pm to Frac the world
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:39 pm to jiffyjohnson
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we had these big arse carpenter bees that would burrow into our wooden beams on the back porch
I still do it.
My mom has wooden beams on her back porch/deck/carport and when I visit, I spend time with a fly swatter. Some days I get a dozen or more.
The males are a bit bigger and have a yellow dot on their head. They're more aggressive, yet they have no stingers. The females are smaller and will sting if agitated.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:43 pm to Frac the world
A dust pan is my weapon of choice. Large surface area, and it sends the fly splatting off the wall, leaving it broken and twitching on the floor for the coup de grace
To quote Burt Bielema, "borderline erotic"
To quote Burt Bielema, "borderline erotic"
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:43 pm to F1y0n7h3W4LL
I prefer to let them land and shoot them with my bug assault gun.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:50 pm to Frac the world
Some frat boys taught my dog to do it, he is fly killing machine
Posted on 6/11/25 at 6:59 pm to jiffyjohnson
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Growing up we had these big arse carpenter bees that would burrow into our wooden beams on the back porch and we'd use tennis rackets on em
If you watch that does nothing but stun them, if you don't go over and stomp them they just get up walk it off and go on about their bees wax.
If you want to get rid of them, Demon Dust the holes, wait a week, do it again, and plug the holes. You can get the perfectly sized plastic plugs that are used for termite treatment. Then either spray the horizontal wood with Viper every few weeks or paint it.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 7:06 pm to DiamondDog
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I have an electrified tennis racket. Pop pop pop. Wasps catch fire though.
I love how the crack tells you you got one.
Posted on 6/11/25 at 7:11 pm to Frac the world
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We’d have these massive carpenter bees on my grandads back deck and we take turns wacking them mid air with tennis rackets!
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