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re: How much would you pay to possibly be the father?
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:12 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:12 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:Not the part I'd want. Are you some basement dwelling dork?
I mean you get to know it’s up in there
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:13 pm to OysterPoBoy
No desire to be the father if I can’t spray guts.
No desire to be the father of a whore on a website.
No desire to be the father of a whore on a website.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:13 pm to OysterPoBoy
$0...to actually have sex with her and take my chances?? Red Lobster dinner
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:14 pm to OysterPoBoy
This is the worst shark tank pitch I've heard
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:15 pm to OysterPoBoy
Wait, you’re actually paying to jizz in a cup and provide a sperm sample and not even actually get to bang her? Who the frick would pay money to jerk off in a cup?
quote:Yeah good luck with that. There was a story a few years back (I think it was in Kansas) where a dude responded to a craigslist ad by a lesbian couple looking for a sperm donor. Signed documents with the women saying he wouldn’t be responsible for anything. Then at some point the kid ended up on medicaid or some other goverment welfare program, and then the state investigated and found out he was the father. State came after him for child support and health insurance cost.
There would be a document stating that you are not financially responsible for anything after the donation.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:15 pm to OysterPoBoy
Me pay $1000 to put my sperm up in an OF whore?
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:17 pm to TeddyPadillac
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so someone wants to buy my sperm for $1000
No, seems like he is asking if you would pay $1,000 to do that which makes zero sense at all
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:23 pm to OysterPoBoy
I can’t figure out if the age demographic of this board is 50-60 or 13-17
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:23 pm to OysterPoBoy
Just join a creampie gangbang and be load #22.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:24 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Let’s say your favorite OnlyFans model lets you pay to have a chance at impregnating her. They take your sample, mix it together with however many other samples they receive, and squish it in her.
This is awesome lol
I wouldn’t pay a dime unless I got to deposit it myself
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:24 pm to OysterPoBoy
She is beautiful. Who is she?
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:26 pm to OysterPoBoy
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I mean you get to know it’s up in there.
I do like that thought, can’t lie
OysterPoBoy speaking my love language up in here
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:26 pm to OysterPoBoy
BItch gonna be 700 lbs
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:28 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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WTF has happened to this board?
This place really took a turn when people around here got to where they couldn't afford American crawfish and had to start buying chinese.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:29 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
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Who is she?
Sophie Rain, nudes on reddit
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:30 pm to HeadCall
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Can Trump and Elon shutdown Only Fans?
I’m all for shutting down OnlyFans because it has absolutely ruined the talent pool of strippers and whores. Why would your work dancing on a pole when you can sell pics of your feet and butthole in the comfort of home to weirdos across the globe?
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:31 pm to HeadCall
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Can Trump and Elon shutdown Only Fans? I’d rather spend money on condoms for Gaza than live in a world where this shite happens.
Why? You hate capitalism, baw? There wouldn't be a market if sad dudes weren't willing to pay these women.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:34 pm to OysterPoBoy
She should pay me….my genes are exquisite.
On second thought, I’d turn down her offer because I don’t want any of my progeny to have a disproportionate phat booty.
On second thought, I’d turn down her offer because I don’t want any of my progeny to have a disproportionate phat booty.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:35 pm to Wabbit7
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can’t figure out if the age demographic of this board is 50-60 or 13-17
That must mean it’s somewhere in the middle
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:36 pm to OysterPoBoy
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There would be a document stating that you are not financially responsible for anything after the donation.
Not legally valid.
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