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re: How much sex do u get on weekly basis

Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:40 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:40 pm to
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Are you the famed couple I've heard about that live across the street from each other?


Haha nah, that's not us. I'm not sure who that is. We aren't married. Just sinners.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108451 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:42 pm to
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like 2 - 3 a year. marriage is for the birds when it comes to sex.

haven't had a BJ since before wedding.


That seems like your problem. What the frick is wrong with your marriage?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108451 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:43 pm to
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i love my wife, but if the situation arose where i were to be single. it would take quite a special situation for me to consider it again. i have my kids, and i like money.


Why don’t you be a little more demanding of it? Why don’t you say, “Hey babe, had a stressful week and it’d mean a lot to me if we could have sex”. It seems to me that you’re either married to a heartless bitch or someone that is cheating on you.
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 11:47 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68271 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 12:04 am to
12/52=sexes per week. For the first few years your advances are rebuffed because of fatigue, kids potentially hearing, and the way too frequent period...like once every 21 days instead of 28. You get used to it, trained to not make moves and then after months she says "If you tried more, it would happen more often."
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 12:07 am to
I’ve jacked off like 5 times today.
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 12:08 am to
3-5x/wk
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34764 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 12:42 am to
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like 2 - 3 a year. marriage is for the birds when it comes to sex.

haven't had a BJ since before wedding.


sorry bruh but she’s cheating on you
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 12:58 am to
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There should be a medical condition named for a lack of sex.


I think they call it masturbation.
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
939 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 1:06 am to
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lack of sex
quote:

I am a Democrat in this respect.


Healthcare is a right...
Housing is a right...
Education is a right...
Food stamps...
Free Obama phones...
Free broadband...
Why isn't free pu$$y a right?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30262 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 1:10 am to
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12/52=sexes per week


What??

quote:

For the first few years your advances are rebuffed because of fatigue, kids potentially hearing, and the way too frequent period...like once every 21 days instead of 28. You get used to it, trained to not make moves and then after months she says "If you tried more, it would happen more often.



I could definitely see that scenario playing out.
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12307 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 1:39 am to
Sad stories. What a lucky man I am.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28708 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 1:48 am to
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Sad stories. What a lucky man I am.

I've been thinking the same thing. This thread and all these poor frickers made me realize how lucky I am.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5518 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 2:03 am to
Boys learn how to please your wife or suffer the consequences.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25796 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 2:14 am to
My sex to hump ratio is .1
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10322 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 2:22 am to
I’m not going to tell a lie.......
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36518 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 4:21 am to
2-4 times a week. Just depends on her mood really. But I won't lie, marriage sucks and is overrated as frick. If I could do it all over again, we would have been just "dating" for good. Plus it sucks for our taxes and shite.
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 4:58 am to
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Sex, what is that?


What you and your boyfriends do after consuming craft beers
Posted by LsuFan_1955
Slidell, La
Member since Jul 2013
1752 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 5:10 am to
I've been married to the same women for 42 years. I get still get sex everyday. Hallway sex that is!
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19296 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 5:13 am to
With someone else ?
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20384 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 5:15 am to
With myself: 2-3 times
With my wife:
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