re: How much did your divorce cost?

I went through it 15 years ago but that B was bat$hit crazy and wouldn’t work. I gave her the house, car, savings, half my pension, and half a 401k. I essentially started over financially but it was best decision I’ve ever made. I now have a stripper body count well over 50 and I’m confident only half were “ladies of the night”. It’s been blissful with a simple relationship of wam, bam, thank you ma’am! Im back to watching football and eating chicken wings without having to do the whole date thing. Strippers are the best!! Shout out to my favorite talented dancer double D Debbie!!! Much love triple D!!!

House was already in my name, at the time the Stock market was down so my net gain was about on par with her retirement, she was only entitled to half of principal paid while married on the house. At first she was skeptical, until i provided the documentation. She did get some furniture, but it beats not having to fight on the weekly

My attorney was $5,000, but I was divorced in two months because I didn't fight anything. I wanted out so bad, I didn't care what it cost me. I literally left the house with nothing more than I could fit in my pickup. The other cost was 50% of all assets acquired while we were married, which was 50% of everything "I" had. I gave more just to be divorced quickly. Took her back to court 18 months later and was awarded custody of our two boys. I had to document everything to build a case against her. The attorney fees that time around were $7,500 to $10,000; I can't remember. That was 2019.

They always say, "you know why divorce is so expensive? Because its worth it".

Mine was $85k. This was 2019

35k and only getting every other weekend with kids. The money isn’t the problem

Never really added it up. I went from not having much money to being broke as shite for a few years.

So whatever that figure was.

You thinking of divorcing your mom?

Glad you were able to hang in there