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How many Popeyes biscuits could you eat in 3 hours?

Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:26 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:26 pm
And we’re literally talking like your life depends on it and/or a meteor is hitting earth regardless in hour 4.

I’m thinking at least 48, that’s a biscuit every so many minutes on average
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53615 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:28 pm to
Maybe a half dozen. After that they'll probably just start throwing frozen biscuits at me knowing how Popeye's operates.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4065 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:29 pm to
I assume this is the period of time they are also out of spicy?
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1539 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:29 pm to
You need a 55 gallon drum of water to eat just one.
Posted by NOLATiger86
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2005
8192 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:29 pm to
Do we keep getting fresh ones or do we have to eat the 3 hours old ones?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:31 pm to
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You need a 55 gallon drum of water to eat just one.


I feel like you’re being a bit of a bitch
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12394 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:31 pm to
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I’m thinking at least 48,

If you didn’t choke to death trying I bet you would die from the inevitable butthole rupture coming your way.
Posted by Donkus
Shreveport
Member since Feb 2013
587 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:31 pm to
12. 3 per hour. Pace is the trick.
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1382 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:32 pm to
7 biscuits every 15 minutes til I pass out, then 5 biscuits every 3 minutes til I die
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3026 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

I’m thinking at least 48, that’s a biscuit every so many minutes on average


That's some good math there, Lou.
Posted by Mrslv
Denham Springs
Member since Jul 2016
264 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:33 pm to
350?
Posted by LongDucDong911
Member since Jan 2024
82 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:33 pm to
Popeyes biscuits can be hit or miss. I doubt I’d ever want to have more than one or two.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:35 pm to
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Popeyes biscuits can be hit or miss.


I’ve never had a biscuit miss that I didn’t want to eat 5 of them
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15693 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:36 pm to
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your life depends on it


All all of them I s the answer
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69056 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:38 pm to
When I worked for Copelands I used to have to make them. I would put them down. I still know the recipe.
The big trick was shortening mixed in with the dry batter then hold it for 24 hours cold. Then when ready to use add the buttermilk. Then we had a high salt content butter we put on top the biscuits after they were scooped. Then more butter before they went into oven. Then melted butter when coming out the oven and one more time when plated.

I used to frick some up here and there just to eat them. They are amazing with fresh whipped cream and strawberries.


I know y'all said Popeyes but the Popeyes logo was on the biscuit mix. The only difference was we scooped with ice cream scoop. I think Popeyes cooks them from frozen pucks now.
Our red beans had the Popeyes logo too but we added beef fat and tasso to change flavor slightly.

Also used to fry everything in beef tallow shortening. But they changed to vegetables oil and everything fried started to taste bland.
This post was edited on 2/25/24 at 7:47 pm
Posted by Mr Roboto
Rural Mississippi
Member since Jan 2023
1013 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:39 pm to
1.94 a minute
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
36834 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

How many Popeyes biscuits could you eat in 3 hours?
quote:

And we’re literally talking like your life depends on it and/or a meteor is hitting earth regardless in hour 4.

I’m thinking at least 48, that’s a biscuit every so many minutes on average
There's no way Chadboi is eating 48+ Popeyes biscuits in 3 hours.

I would just accept the meteor.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164071 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:42 pm to
I love pulling off a piece of thigh and topping it with some red beans and rice and putting that on the biscuit and eating it as a sandwich. Popeyes should sell that shite as stand alone sandwiches. This is my fat post for the day.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

There's no way Chadboi is eating 48+ Popeyes biscuits in 3 hours.


36 is the floor.
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
5992 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:43 pm to
Can I keep them warm in my no colors cooler?
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