re: How many crimes have you committed besides speeding/drinking/minor crimes

Must be a slow day at BRPD.

I once shoplifted a bag of Skittles from this Dollar General when I was a young teenager about 13. All the kids on my bus would talk about how easy it was to steal from there. They'd brag on how easy it was to not get caught. For the sake of trying to be cool and relate to the other kids, I tried to participate.

I went there, put the candy in my pocket, and walked out. I felt so much guilt after. I wanted to tell my parents or tell the store, but I was paranoid that I would be sent to prison to be anally raped so I never did. Last time I ever stole. I did go back to that store later on and left a tip of like $5 just to relieve my guilt.

During the summertime, we would sneak into either of 2 apartment communities to go swimming. That's probably considered trespassing, considering 1 of them was a gated community.

Lastly, when I was real young and hanging with my older cousins, there would be this trailer park down the street from my grandmother's house. Alot of the trailers were abandoned and rundown, obviously nobody lived there. We would just take rocks, throw it at the windows until something breaks, and then we run like hell.

Damn, I feel like such a deviant now that I think back.

My only crime is being an American Indian.

According to the dems, white privilege should be a crime so most of y’all are guilty.

Around 1979/80, I was an accomplish to my sister and her friend shoplifting Barbie clothes from a retailer chain store.

Around 1986, my former girlfriend and I had sexual relations on a Texas highway.

Today, I was doing 83 mph in a 60 mph hwy zone.

I have an absolute clean record. Never used drugs or alcohol. Never been arrested or drunk. Never been high. Never robbed anyone or assaulted anyone. I don’t gamble but I do look at adult porn sometimes.

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Nice try Murphy Paul

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I don't think he's got the smarts to get on the internets.

None.

Scruffy doesn’t even have a speeding ticket to his name.

I often lounge in my sitting room and reflect on my trip to Boston in the spring of 1990.

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None.

Scruffy doesn’t even have a speeding ticket to his name.

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Pssst! They know about that tag you tore off that mattress.

In my teens. I was at my best friend's place and some dude he knew showed up in a jeep. He asked if we wanted to go mud riding. Who doesn't when they are teens. Well we found a field and then he turned it over. I said, damn that sucks, sorry about your jeep. He says he didn't give a shite. He just stole it. Moral of the story a guess is don't go joy riding with people you don't know.