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Posted on 10/15/22 at 1:09 pm to tduecen
Must be a slow day at BRPD.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 1:13 pm to tduecen
Hundreds or thousands
There is some code for anything a human does
Hundreds of volumes with hundreds of thousands of pages between states and feds
Everything is illegal if they want you
There is some code for anything a human does
Hundreds of volumes with hundreds of thousands of pages between states and feds
Everything is illegal if they want you
Posted on 10/15/22 at 1:47 pm to tduecen
I once shoplifted a bag of Skittles from this Dollar General when I was a young teenager about 13. All the kids on my bus would talk about how easy it was to steal from there. They'd brag on how easy it was to not get caught. For the sake of trying to be cool and relate to the other kids, I tried to participate.
I went there, put the candy in my pocket, and walked out. I felt so much guilt after. I wanted to tell my parents or tell the store, but I was paranoid that I would be sent to prison to be anally raped so I never did. Last time I ever stole. I did go back to that store later on and left a tip of like $5 just to relieve my guilt.
During the summertime, we would sneak into either of 2 apartment communities to go swimming. That's probably considered trespassing, considering 1 of them was a gated community.
Lastly, when I was real young and hanging with my older cousins, there would be this trailer park down the street from my grandmother's house. Alot of the trailers were abandoned and rundown, obviously nobody lived there. We would just take rocks, throw it at the windows until something breaks, and then we run like hell.
Damn, I feel like such a deviant now that I think back.
I went there, put the candy in my pocket, and walked out. I felt so much guilt after. I wanted to tell my parents or tell the store, but I was paranoid that I would be sent to prison to be anally raped so I never did. Last time I ever stole. I did go back to that store later on and left a tip of like $5 just to relieve my guilt.
During the summertime, we would sneak into either of 2 apartment communities to go swimming. That's probably considered trespassing, considering 1 of them was a gated community.
Lastly, when I was real young and hanging with my older cousins, there would be this trailer park down the street from my grandmother's house. Alot of the trailers were abandoned and rundown, obviously nobody lived there. We would just take rocks, throw it at the windows until something breaks, and then we run like hell.
Damn, I feel like such a deviant now that I think back.
This post was edited on 10/15/22 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 10/15/22 at 1:53 pm to QJenk
Thats a question at the LSP polygraph test to become a trooper.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 2:28 pm to tduecen
My only crime is being an American Indian.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 2:33 pm to tduecen
I'm smarter than playing your games, mr officer sir.
However, Delta is the idiot with no filter you're looking for.
However, Delta is the idiot with no filter you're looking for.
This post was edited on 10/15/22 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 10/15/22 at 2:34 pm to tduecen
According to the dems, white privilege should be a crime so most of y’all are guilty.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 3:51 pm to t00f
Every chance I get. Would do more if I knew how. You got to get yours. Ain’t nobody gonna give it to you and there ain’t no price for second place.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 4:17 pm to latech15
Around 1979/80, I was an accomplish to my sister and her friend shoplifting Barbie clothes from a retailer chain store.
Around 1986, my former girlfriend and I had sexual relations on a Texas highway.
Today, I was doing 83 mph in a 60 mph hwy zone.
I have an absolute clean record. Never used drugs or alcohol. Never been arrested or drunk. Never been high. Never robbed anyone or assaulted anyone. I don’t gamble but I do look at adult porn sometimes.
Around 1986, my former girlfriend and I had sexual relations on a Texas highway.
Today, I was doing 83 mph in a 60 mph hwy zone.
I have an absolute clean record. Never used drugs or alcohol. Never been arrested or drunk. Never been high. Never robbed anyone or assaulted anyone. I don’t gamble but I do look at adult porn sometimes.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 4:50 pm to Gamecox20
quote:
Nice try Murphy Paul
I don't think he's got the smarts to get on the internets.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 5:20 pm to tduecen
None.
Scruffy doesn’t even have a speeding ticket to his name.

Scruffy doesn’t even have a speeding ticket to his name.

Posted on 10/15/22 at 5:23 pm to Scruffy
Scruffy sounds like a pussy
Posted on 10/15/22 at 5:43 pm to tduecen
I often lounge in my sitting room and reflect on my trip to Boston in the spring of 1990.


Posted on 10/15/22 at 5:43 pm to Billieboy
Why speed?
You’ll get there eventually.
Early, on time, late…it’s all relative.
You’ll get there eventually.
Early, on time, late…it’s all relative.
This post was edited on 10/15/22 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 10/15/22 at 5:47 pm to Scruffy
quote:
None.
Scruffy doesn’t even have a speeding ticket to his name.
Pssst! They know about that tag you tore off that mattress.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 5:52 pm to tduecen
Other than the myriad of traffic crimes I commit daily, hunting violations would probably be the next most common. Trespassing would certainly be next. I also did a dine and dash once in the early 80s, Pizza Hut IIRC.
I have also viewed porn in Muslin counties, not sure if a crime or not.
I have also viewed porn in Muslin counties, not sure if a crime or not.
This post was edited on 10/15/22 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 10/15/22 at 6:08 pm to tduecen
In my teens. I was at my best friend's place and some dude he knew showed up in a jeep. He asked if we wanted to go mud riding. Who doesn't when they are teens. Well we found a field and then he turned it over. I said, damn that sucks, sorry about your jeep. He says he didn't give a shite. He just stole it. Moral of the story a guess is don't go joy riding with people you don't know.
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