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re: How many 8 year olds can you take on?
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:03 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:03 pm to FenrirTheBeard
if two of them wrapped around your legs, you would become way less mobile and may even fall. I say 5, gotta hay-maker the ones not holding you down to knock them out then focus on freeing the legs.
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:03 pm to FenrirTheBeard
I beat up an orange belt adult last week...
So I'm gonna go with 12 eight year olds.
So I'm gonna go with 12 eight year olds.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:04 pm to BRgetthenet
Back to a wall so they can't sneak up behind you. Eventually they'd still overtake you, 8 years old are like wild animals and would be latching onto your legs and shite.
If we're talking a hoard of them like Walking Dead zombie style then I could wreck at least 20 before they overtook me.
If there's just a steady stream with enough space between them I think I could get at least 100 before even with adrenaline I became to exhausted.
If we're talking a hoard of them like Walking Dead zombie style then I could wreck at least 20 before they overtook me.
If there's just a steady stream with enough space between them I think I could get at least 100 before even with adrenaline I became to exhausted.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:05 pm to MaHittaMaHitta
It only takes one punch to the dome to unwrap an 8year old from your legs.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:06 pm to BowlJackson
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I think I could get at least 100
ok
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:06 pm to PocketAces
have a plan
take the high ground,, use the injured as weapons
don't just hurt them physically damage them emotionally ,
you people think to start thinking about survival losing cannot be an option
take the high ground,, use the injured as weapons
don't just hurt them physically damage them emotionally ,
you people think to start thinking about survival losing cannot be an option
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:06 pm to PocketAces
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It only takes one punch to the dome to unwrap an 8year old from your legs.
and while you do that, multiple can grab your other leg
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:08 pm to FenrirTheBeard
It all comes down to format and location. How many kids are you fighting at one time, do you get a short break after taking out each wave of little frickers?
Also, where are we fighting? In an open area it'd be less because eventually they'd get behind you and take you down easier, but in a UFC cage put your back to the fence and keep them in front of you and you could obviously take out more.
Details bro, that's what matters in this scenario
Also, where are we fighting? In an open area it'd be less because eventually they'd get behind you and take you down easier, but in a UFC cage put your back to the fence and keep them in front of you and you could obviously take out more.
Details bro, that's what matters in this scenario
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:09 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Depends what kind of training they've had.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:09 pm to SlowFlowPro
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I was at a family function today and a 6 year old grabbed my leg. obviously i wasn't trying to fight her
Obviously, SFP? Thanks for the clarification. I was worried as I read that.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:10 pm to SlowFlowPro
What size 8 year old? My daughter barely breaks 50 lbs and is pretty strong. But I could take on a dozen of her size. Say they were 10-15 lbs heavier but much slower and I could take plenty more out. If they're heavier but still slim and just taller/stronger it might be a problem.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:10 pm to FenrirTheBeard
How big are their fathers knuckles?
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:11 pm to FenrirTheBeard
See, the trick is to grab the first one and just bodyslam the little bastard so hard he pops like a watermelon.
The rest will just back off after that.
The rest will just back off after that.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:12 pm to SlowFlowPro
8year olds have zero strength. If you couldn't shake them as quickly as they are coming then you might have issues.
That's why I picked 12. I'd have at least 5 of those frickers knocked about before any of them had time to latch on to my legs.
You could essentially just drop to you knees if they were holding on and crush them with a knee blow.
That's why I picked 12. I'd have at least 5 of those frickers knocked about before any of them had time to latch on to my legs.
You could essentially just drop to you knees if they were holding on and crush them with a knee blow.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:12 pm to FenrirTheBeard
I will beat enough 8 year old arse until I fall out from exhaustion. I am gonna say 1,234 eight year Olds
This post was edited on 2/21/16 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:13 pm to BRgetthenet
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Are they without weapons?
Everyone is weapon less
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:15 pm to FenrirTheBeard
How many come at you at one time?
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:15 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:16 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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No weapons, just fists
8 year olds don't punch very hard, I do. I'd take down quite a few of them if I'm indeed allowed to throw fists at children.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:16 pm to SlowFlowPro
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20 would allow 4 kids to go for each of your legs, 4 kids to go for each of your arms, and 4 to charge your front
yea thats why the last thread had people saying low numbers. give the kids a plan and they stick to it and you arent taking on 20 or more, especially if they go after certain parts of your body. just too much body mass for 1 average guy to take on. and the scenario was in an open space so you have kids literally all around you. you could initially take out a few because basically one clean shot and theyre done, but they would take over pretty quick
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