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re: How long could you survive in a gas station?

Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:48 am to
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:48 am to
Probably pick up smoking out of boredom
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4790 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:00 am to
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Good point. Plus you know how nasty those bathrooms are


If you're there for a year+, hopefully you'd clean it yourself at some point.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:03 am to
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Doesn't most of that cheap shite, like the chips, expire within a few months?


expiration dates are based on nothing more than whatever the company decides to put on there; there's no guidelines governing them. Also for most food products it's a "best by" date. Stale chips are still perfectly edible even if they don't taste great.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13912 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:07 am to
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Probably about 2 years but the extreme diarrhea would make everyday hell



Extreme daily diarrhea coupled with the poorest quality toilet paper available.... rough
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:08 am to
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quote:

quote:
Good point. Plus you know how nasty those bathrooms are



If you're there for a year+, hopefully you'd clean it yourself at some point.


Ha. Yeah I had to check first to make sure I wasnt the only who caught that. Ha. definitely use something from the cleaners aisle to clean up. Then start eating.

As to the OP...power staying on, and just locked in? No restocking?

definitely ration that shite. All depends to on if I got stuck with a fat chick or a small one? Enough condoms is my concern too there
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
23079 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:38 am to
Assuming you have power the whole time, I would throw as much of the truly perishable food items in the ice cream feezer (bread, hot dogs, etc.). All the processed foods, canned goods, soups, etc. should be good even past their "expiration date."

If you had a freezer of some sort, you could probably make it two years or so.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
64382 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:46 am to
Buc-ees forever
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
7838 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:52 am to
Longer than the food supply on hand. Barter the cigarettes through the mail slot for more food.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:52 am to
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Hunt Brothers pizza


Criminally underrated

I’m fact, I think I’m having that for lunch
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:58 am to
When the machines took over the earth, we went to gas stations first.

Then they started making us fuel the trucks.

We thought it would be over when the gas ran out...

Then he showed up

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63042 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:05 am to
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A normal gas station that has food, beer, and water.


How much beer we talking about?

1/2 case to 1 case per day / total beer in facility = days to survive

Big part of survival would be based on.....
Continuous power
Porn under the counter
Shotgun and shells under the counter (others will want that beer)
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
63042 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:10 am to
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I think I’m having that for lunch


One of the largest pizza sellers in the USA and based in Paris, KY

While some is branded under their name, they also make brands for everybody else.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63042 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:21 am to
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Probably pick up smoking out of boredom


Market economy, so if you do not smoke you have the advantage to those addicted to smoking. You would quickly become the local dealer in the area and think of what you could barter for or create a side hustle with.

Pimpin trade - Yesterdays crack ho becomes todays tobacco ho.
Cheap labor trade - Will work for cigs faster than will work for food.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:22 am to
Depends on if there is Wi-Fi.
Posted by Verbal Kent
Member since Aug 2013
114 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:53 am to
You would get scurvy in about six weeks.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103790 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:06 pm to
Most of the snacks and canned goods would stay good for a year or more and the drinks would be fine. Do you have tap water or just bottled? Because bottled would go fairly quickly
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