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re: How long could you survive in a gas station?
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:48 am to prplhze2000
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:48 am to prplhze2000
Probably pick up smoking out of boredom
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:00 am to Legion of Doom
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Good point. Plus you know how nasty those bathrooms are
If you're there for a year+, hopefully you'd clean it yourself at some point.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:03 am to East Coast Band
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Doesn't most of that cheap shite, like the chips, expire within a few months?
expiration dates are based on nothing more than whatever the company decides to put on there; there's no guidelines governing them. Also for most food products it's a "best by" date. Stale chips are still perfectly edible even if they don't taste great.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:07 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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Probably about 2 years but the extreme diarrhea would make everyday hell
Extreme daily diarrhea coupled with the poorest quality toilet paper available.... rough
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:08 am to MLCLyons
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Good point. Plus you know how nasty those bathrooms are
If you're there for a year+, hopefully you'd clean it yourself at some point.
Ha. Yeah I had to check first to make sure I wasnt the only who caught that. Ha. definitely use something from the cleaners aisle to clean up. Then start eating.
As to the OP...power staying on, and just locked in? No restocking?
definitely ration that shite. All depends to on if I got stuck with a fat chick or a small one? Enough condoms is my concern too there
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:38 am to TechDawg2007
Assuming you have power the whole time, I would throw as much of the truly perishable food items in the ice cream feezer (bread, hot dogs, etc.). All the processed foods, canned goods, soups, etc. should be good even past their "expiration date."
If you had a freezer of some sort, you could probably make it two years or so.
If you had a freezer of some sort, you could probably make it two years or so.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:52 am to TechDawg2007
Longer than the food supply on hand. Barter the cigarettes through the mail slot for more food.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:52 am to East Coast Band
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Hunt Brothers pizza
Criminally underrated
I’m fact, I think I’m having that for lunch
Posted on 2/14/19 at 10:58 am to Mr. Hangover
When the machines took over the earth, we went to gas stations first.
Then they started making us fuel the trucks.
We thought it would be over when the gas ran out...
Then he showed up

Then they started making us fuel the trucks.
We thought it would be over when the gas ran out...
Then he showed up

Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:05 am to TechDawg2007
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A normal gas station that has food, beer, and water.
How much beer we talking about?
1/2 case to 1 case per day / total beer in facility = days to survive
Big part of survival would be based on.....
Continuous power
Porn under the counter
Shotgun and shells under the counter (others will want that beer)
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:10 am to Mr. Hangover
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I think I’m having that for lunch
One of the largest pizza sellers in the USA and based in Paris, KY
While some is branded under their name, they also make brands for everybody else.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:21 am to Dire Wolf
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Probably pick up smoking out of boredom
Market economy, so if you do not smoke you have the advantage to those addicted to smoking. You would quickly become the local dealer in the area and think of what you could barter for or create a side hustle with.
Pimpin trade - Yesterdays crack ho becomes todays tobacco ho.
Cheap labor trade - Will work for cigs faster than will work for food.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:22 am to TechDawg2007
Depends on if there is Wi-Fi.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:53 am to TechDawg2007
You would get scurvy in about six weeks.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:06 pm to TechDawg2007
Most of the snacks and canned goods would stay good for a year or more and the drinks would be fine. Do you have tap water or just bottled? Because bottled would go fairly quickly
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