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How long could you survive in a gas station?

Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:43 am
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32629 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:43 am
A normal gas station that has food, beer, and water.


Posted by Arch Madness
Charleston
Member since Jan 2018
1059 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:44 am to
2 years if smart enough to ration
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46605 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:44 am to
Probably until I drank all the beer
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:45 am to
probably have a heart attack before you could eat all of that crap, better off just drinking the beer
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14568 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:45 am to
Probably about 2 years but the extreme diarrhea would make everyday hell
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
15222 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:45 am to
350 days. Just shy of a year before I'd die of liquor poisoning or OD on Reese cups.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6305 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:46 am to
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Probably until I drank all the beer


quote:

More beer please



Checks out.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6843 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:46 am to
Years at a Buc'ees
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:49 am to
Pork skins would be the end of me. Probably die in a pool of acid reflux.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5773 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:52 am to
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Extreme diarrhea


Good point. Plus you know how nasty those bathrooms are
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:54 am to
Regular gas station probably about 2 years. Be pretty easy to organize all the food/drink by expiration date and ration from there. Plus you would have entertainment from all the dirty porn mags and game machines

One of those mecca Buccees or Flying Js and that number goes up tremendously.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:54 am to
A pretty damn long time.

In fact, a gas station is a decent place to hole up in an apocalyptic event if it has the metal rolling gates they use when they close.

You'd have food, fuel, bathrooms, water, shelter, etc.

Fuel pumps would presumably not work, but you'd have time to figure out how to extract some.


Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14568 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:58 am to
I would agree if they didn’t have so many breakable windows
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37953 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:00 am to
Forever.
I could use products there to filter urine and also build a garden
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:01 am to
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I would agree if they didn’t have so many breakable windows



Right, that's why I said it would have to have those storefront gates like you see in the hood.

Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:02 am to
What is the scenario? zombie apocalypse? The Mist?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117059 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:02 am to
Will I have power the whole time?

I am assuming there would be no re-stocking by any vendors?

Assuming power, at least a year.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:11 am to
Thinking about this more and if you could get inside a Walgreen's/CVS and use their lockdown security to your advantage, that would be a dynamite place to live for a while.

They have tons of food, water, batteries, medical supplies, beer, drugs, and hardcore security infrastructure to protect against junkies breaking in.

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66984 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:39 am to
Doesn't most of that cheap shite, like the chips, expire within a few months?
I guess you'd eat the expired stuff if you have to.
The dairy stuff won't last long.
You'd need to eat and drink according to shelf life.
Is there a Hunt Brothers pizza included? You could freeze some of those pizzas for future eating
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58802 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:47 am to
where's the bbq?
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