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re: How long could you survive adrift at sea? Here’s a tale of a Poon that wouldn’t go down.

Posted on 7/15/21 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 7/15/21 at 7:46 pm to
Read an article recently about all the Chinese nationals who worked in the British merchant marine during the war, many marrying English women and starting families and businesses there. After the war, many of them were secretly rounded up amd deported without any reason or notice. Their families thought they just up and left.
Posted by Rhino5
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Posted on 7/15/21 at 7:47 pm to
Awesome story.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/15/21 at 8:23 pm to
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Ending is superb.


Thanks! I got a chuckle out of myself when I wrote it. It’s some fun wordplay
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/15/21 at 9:57 pm to

From our resident toothpick eater
This post was edited on 7/15/21 at 9:58 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 8:25 am to


quote:

Read an article recently about all the Chinese nationals who worked in the British merchant marine during the war, many marrying English women and starting families and businesses there. After the war, many of them were secretly rounded up amd deported without any reason or notice. Their families thought they just up and left.


Right, the Brits were offering Chinese sailors better pay and conditions in order to offset the losses to the war.

Poon tried to immigrate to the US at first but the chinese exclusion act quota had been filled


Shipwreck survivor stories
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 9:27 am to
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Poon Lim




"If I'm gonna die for a word, my word is 'Poon Tang'."

-Animal Mother, 1968
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 9:30 am to
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It always amazes me how tough and resilient Poon is


Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin
Posted by EarnYourStripes
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 10:10 am to
Thoroughly enjoyed this one, fr33.

Well done!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 10:46 am to
I saw this the other day and just thought it was too good a story to not share. Plus, who doesn’t love a salty Poon?
Posted by SHPMustang
Houston
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 2:13 pm to
what's the tune for this one? Roland the Headless Thompson gunner?
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 2:22 pm to
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Well they meant to make a meal, and tear off Limb from Lim,



Genius, sheer genius.

Fine work. Coleridge finally has a rival.
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4881 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 2:41 pm to
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Poon remains undefeated


After her defeat at Actium by Octavian's (Augustus) forces, and after realizing that Antony was a lost cause, Cleopatra tried to "negotiate" with Octavian to "consolidate" power, but of course he was having none of it.

Her next move was suicide.

Historians have debated ever since whether this was the first recorded incident of "poon" taking an L.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 3:00 pm to
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Roland the Headless Thompson gunner?


No, but great song.

Roland the headless thompson gunner

I didn’t really have a specific song style for this one, just spoken word.
Posted by DLauw
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 3:38 pm to
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From our resident toothpick eater
..... dick
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 3:43 pm to
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133 days


To put that in perspective, that would be drifting at sea from now until Thanksgiving!
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4765 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 4:03 pm to
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You think he ate much fish after he got picked up?

This made me think of the movie Cast Away when Tom Hanks returns to civilization and there's the small welcome party with lots of fish and shrimp cocktails ha ha
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133278 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:16 pm to
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Coleridge


Had to look this up. I’m no Wordsworth
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133278 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 8:03 pm to
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After her defeat at Actium by Octavian's (Augustus) forces, and after realizing that Antony was a lost cause, Cleopatra tried to "negotiate" with Octavian to "consolidate" power, but of course he was having none of it.

Her next move was suicide.

Historians have debated ever since whether this was the first recorded incident of "poon" taking an L.


I feel so dumb. How did I miss this part of history? I guess I didn’t get much farther than Marc Antony’s death
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 7/17/21 at 12:43 pm to
Cool story

The ultimate OT Baw
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 7/17/21 at 12:47 pm to
Poon Dog
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